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*thinking about that while eating a fish she bought in a supermarket*
Why do people get fishes here and no mice? It's not that different. Both very tasty.
*opening a can of cat food and mixing it with some peppermint ice-cream she found on the street*
Yummy.

*opens another box of fish fingers and spreads the contents on the counter*
Here, help yourselves!

Thanks
Can I have a rice cream? It rhymes...

Is that like rice pudding?

Could be - but presumably it's creamy, too.

rice pudding's rather creamy though is it not???

um.. EV. a surprise please?

*bursts a paper bag*
Was that surprising enough?

*Finally finishes his totally ludicrous ice creams and pays EV*
Um ... get another??????
Erm, Hannnah, yes I do turn into a cat, but I dont usually publisise this fact.
*Turns into a cat and goes hunting*

Oi! *points to the "No turning into cats" sign* Can't you read?

Oops, sorry EV.
*Turns into a Perfictly Normal Beast*
You got my ice creams ready yet, the ones I ordered last time, only can I have a flag and a cherry on these ones?

you mean I shouldn't tell anybody that I turned into a lion now?
I keep growing, can't stop it...

*Enters, notices sign saying "No turning into cats", doesn't turn into a cat* Can I have a huge cone with caramel icecream, toffee icecream, chocolate icecream, coffee icecream an mint icecream in with hot butterscotch sauce and little chocolate sprinkly things, please?

Oh my God, I'm human again!
*crying*

An chocolate ice-cream, please.
With dozens of tons of chocolate, please.

Right, so that's....
*takes deep breath*
a double cone choc chip with extra sauce, a single cone vanilla cornish cream not normal with extra flakes (of the fish variety) and three small chocolate buttons (two white and one milk), a mint with a tinge of rasberry, a potato and beef - easy on the mustard, with a flag and a cherry on each one for PNB; a huge cone with caramel, toffee, chocolate, coffee and mint ice cream in with hot butterscotch sauce and little chocolate sprinkly things for Clelba; and a chocolate ice cream with dozens of tons of chocolate for Hannah who seems to have turned back into a human.
*collapses*

so.. what did you prefer being Hannah... cat, lion or human... cos I'm an evolved cat.. so just being curious...

and are you ok EV???

*weakly* Fine... just a bit tired...

Thanks EV! I'll try not to cause trouble with it...

Good, try quite hard.

Well, it's either try not to cause trouble, or try to eat it. Which would you prefer?

Well, it's up to you really, you signed the legally binding document accepting all responsibility...