A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Swimming Pool
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 19, 2000
Isn't €327695.25 worth about 6p nowadays?
You don't mind if I pay in Triganic Pus, do you?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 19, 2000
It's gone down to 5p in the time it's taken me to reply to this posting. And I'm sorry, but I don't accept Triganic Pus - I've no room for 'em in the van, you see.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 19, 2000
Well okay, but I can't give you change.
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 19, 2000
Okay - that'll do. 
Can I have an ice-cream that is waterproof?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 19, 2000
Um, how would that work, exactly? You wouldn't be able to lick it.
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Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Jun 19, 2000
*disappears in the streets to catch some mice*
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Jun 19, 2000
Can I have an ice cream disguised as a piece of cheese attached to a parachute please?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 19, 2000
Of course, why not? *looks very confused*
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Perfectly Normal Beast Posted Jun 19, 2000
Now then, let me see...
*whips out his wallet*
erm, I dont appear to have that ammount in cash, so can you just put it on my tab?
Whats the obsession Hannah has with the mice by the way? Is she really a cat?
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Fashion Cat Posted Jun 19, 2000
um... before i pop back to reality 
... can i have an invisible, tasteless ice cream EV pls....
And Hannah's a cat when she feels like it as far as i can make out...!
ah well... reality calls...
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Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Jun 19, 2000
Don't you turn to cats from time to time???
And I finally found a mouse, anyone want a piece of it?
(suppose not)
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Fashion Cat Posted Jun 19, 2000
I'm a cat (well, technically at any rate...) though I'm from the Red Dwarf decendancy of cats... hence my highly evolved state!!
Thanks any way Hannah, but I'll pass on the mouse this time!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 19, 2000
*hands over absolutely nothing to Fashion Cat* There we go, €332.46 please.
*catches PNB's attention and indicates the sign which reads "Please don't ask for credit because having your throat torn out by a savage bird while a disembodied hand smashes your head against the bar often offends"*
I got this sign from the Old Pink Dog Bar on the lower South Side of Han Dold City. They didn't want it any more.
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Fashion Cat Posted Jun 19, 2000
how much is that in good old British money EV??? I cant get my head around conversion rates!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 19, 2000
*gets calculator out* About 0.3 pence.
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Fashion Cat Posted Jun 19, 2000
sure...
*takes penny and splits it into 3...*
here you go EV
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The Fish Posted Jun 19, 2000
*confused by whole cat thing... as has never happened to him...*
I always have, and always will be a 
.... But if you have any of that mouse left...???
Any chance of a "Pond Water" flavour ice cream EV?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 19, 2000
Er, thanks, Fashion Cat.
Fish, I do have a "pond water" flavour, but it's more of a sorbet... will that do?
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Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Jun 20, 2000
*Passes the rest of the mouse to *
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- 161: Bluebottle (Jun 19, 2000)
- 162: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 19, 2000)
- 163: Bluebottle (Jun 19, 2000)
- 164: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 19, 2000)
- 165: Bluebottle (Jun 19, 2000)
- 166: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 19, 2000)
- 167: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Jun 19, 2000)
- 168: Roasted Amoeba (Jun 19, 2000)
- 169: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 19, 2000)
- 170: Perfectly Normal Beast (Jun 19, 2000)
- 171: Fashion Cat (Jun 19, 2000)
- 172: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Jun 19, 2000)
- 173: Fashion Cat (Jun 19, 2000)
- 174: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 19, 2000)
- 175: Fashion Cat (Jun 19, 2000)
- 176: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 19, 2000)
- 177: Fashion Cat (Jun 19, 2000)
- 178: The Fish (Jun 19, 2000)
- 179: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 19, 2000)
- 180: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Jun 20, 2000)
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