A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Swimming Pool
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Clelba Posted Dec 13, 2001
*removes bikini before any sharks notice her*
eeep! 
^. .^
= ' =
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Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Dec 13, 2001
Should be safe in here...
Shouldn't we? (looks to BB)
*removes flag just in case*
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 13, 2001
I hope so - in any case, we've got a team of trained professionals ready to deal with any shark emergency (although opnl;y I am here at the moment
and there's the Professor, and the Professor, here as well - so we all should be safe from sharks.
*Squirts the clone*
<BB<
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Dec 13, 2001
*straps a fake shark fin onto back and silently swims towards the group*
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Chris Tonks Posted Dec 13, 2001
*PCT4 shields his face with arms, and makes a dash for cover.*
*Mutters:*
{PCT4] Getting my counterpart out of this should be pretty easy. I just need to make sure there's no feedback from his Watch to mine, so that I end up in the same situation. A simple barrier net should stop him, while I zoom in and try to bung his Watch into standby mode.
*Looks up, squirts BB, makes a dash for an open area where the Professor is bound to zoom through, and begins placing four small beacons in various places in the area.*
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The Black Racoon Member of SAS, Muse of Towels and Dragon lore Posted Dec 16, 2001
enters pool notices her freezing of the pool went so totally unnoticed that it is agin water. decides to make her presence very well known by skydiving in. however she notices she has no parachute and lands neatly, cannonballing into the pool. and onto a large grey...............................
SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Dec 16, 2001
*has the breath knocked out of her when a large racoon falls out of the sky and lands on her back*
oof!
that'll teach me to pretend to be a shark...
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Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Dec 17, 2001
*soaked by the whole skybombing, but impressed also*
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 18, 2001
*Decides to gang up on the shark impersonator with his water gun* 
Die fiend!!!!
<BB<
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Dec 18, 2001
*has sneakily strapped the fin onto the nearest person, who doesn't notice until being drenched by BB, and is standing some distance away, looking innocent*
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Ming Mang Posted Dec 18, 2001
*gets soaked again*
Hey!! What was that for??
¦M¦
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Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Dec 19, 2001
MM- looks like someone has strapped a fin to your back!
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Ming Mang Posted Dec 19, 2001
What the...?
*feels on back and rips fin off*
Hey! Who did that??
¦M¦
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Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Dec 20, 2001
*points to wayfarer, standing innocently*
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Dec 20, 2001
*looks affronted and points indignantly at Sammy*
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Ming Mang Posted Dec 20, 2001
Hmm...
*looks at both of them several times*
*squirts Wayfarer*
¦M¦
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Dec 20, 2001
oh well
foiled again
*gets wet*
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Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Dec 21, 2001
*Stretches out poolside*
*...quite naively, given the circumstances*
Key: Complain about this post
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- 21: Clelba (Dec 13, 2001)
- 22: Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- (Dec 13, 2001)
- 23: Bluebottle (Dec 13, 2001)
- 24: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Dec 13, 2001)
- 25: Chris Tonks (Dec 13, 2001)
- 26: Clelba (Dec 14, 2001)
- 27: The Black Racoon Member of SAS, Muse of Towels and Dragon lore (Dec 16, 2001)
- 28: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Dec 16, 2001)
- 29: Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- (Dec 17, 2001)
- 30: Bluebottle (Dec 18, 2001)
- 31: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Dec 18, 2001)
- 32: Ming Mang (Dec 18, 2001)
- 33: Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- (Dec 19, 2001)
- 34: Ming Mang (Dec 19, 2001)
- 35: Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- (Dec 20, 2001)
- 36: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Dec 20, 2001)
- 37: Ming Mang (Dec 20, 2001)
- 38: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Dec 20, 2001)
- 39: Ming Mang (Dec 20, 2001)
- 40: Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- (Dec 21, 2001)
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