h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Digs down to the caves that are:
http://www.h2g2.com/A359336
and allows people to go to the expedition there.*
Okay, now we've linked to the caves, let's carry on digging!

Well I haven't the first idea where it is.

Well we have to be closer now we are dwn this hole.

*shouting up*

Some of us are already there

*absent mindedly drops a spade in the hole*

Sorry.

Perfectly fine.
So, how far do you think it is to the centre of the Earth? And will we find Tibetans digging tunnels on the way, as they said in "Good Omens"?

Possible, you never know with those crafty Tibetans.

Very true.. You never know - if we keep digging, we may turn into Tibetans ourselves, and end up in John The Gardener's Greenhouse Dugout.

Lets just hope he doesn't mistake us for gofers.

If you get tired and hungry, visit the ice-cream stall I set up. Pleez?

Are you trying to cut into EV's busness?

The caves are at http://www.h2g2.com/A359336 for anyone who wants to go.

And we still have a great beach here to play with.

So, how deep is the hole now? About 3 feet below the cave floor. We're doing well...

Oh foop. [vanishes in a puff of logic]

*Continues digging happily*

Actually, I'm a subsidiary of Dr E.

OK.

*continues digging hole*

*dig, dig, dig*

*dig, dig, dig*

You know...this feels like building a sandcastle backwards....we still dig...but the sands not going up...

I wonder if anything's been done with what we're chucking out...?

can we go through & out the other side of H2G2??? Can we??? Stopping by Menza's wine celler!!

Can I think of any reason why this tunnel should not divert to Menzas wine cellar? No? Good. Okay - we need to dig a little more to the left, okay.

Just don't tell Menza that we're gonna drink all his stock.

I can think of a very good reason for not going near the wine cellar... three in fact
one) Kitty
two) the tentacle
three) continuity