A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Beach
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jul 30, 2000
Right then!! 
*picks up a shovel*
We'll need to be careful where we start I suppose...we can't have the sea flooding the entire expedition after all...
*moves out of the reach of the sea & digs out the first shovelful of sand*
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Baldrick Posted Jul 30, 2000
GET YOUR TOP QUALITY ICE-CREAM AT: http://www.h2g2.com/F44375?thread=67843&post=502524 ICE CREAM!
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 30, 2000
*groans, got headache*
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 30, 2000
Okay - digging to the centre of the earth sounds like a good cause - so, where did we leave those invisible JCBs? They may come in handy afterall...
We don't really have much of an underground on h2g2 do we?
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Jul 30, 2000
well, you really don't want to dig through the sewers or into the Tentacle's territory or into Kitty's caves at all, all three of those could be rather dangerous and the first two rather smelly (kitty is fastidious)
I'm sure there are other underground areas in h2g2 that you don't want to uncover either...
just be careful
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 30, 2000
There are the h2g2 caves under the park and woods
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Jul 30, 2000
erm, Menza, they really don't want to go near the wine cellar, they might find themselves some place else entirely
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 30, 2000
Digging into Menza's wine cellar - now there's an idea 
Oh yes, the caves. I'd almost forgotten about them. Anything happening with them, Joe?
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 30, 2000
So far, the only conversation on the Caves site is The Fish asking what's in the caves, and I also wondering what's in them.
2 posts, that's all. 
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 30, 2000
Yes... perhaps if we dig through them we'll get some life into the place.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 30, 2000
[YK] Sure!
[He sits down and seems to be meditating. A moment later, there is a rumbling noise, and much of the sand is blown away by the Force. YK seems to have overdone it, as everyone falls into a very deep pit.]
[YK] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[They all land in a heap, covered in sand]
[YK] Sorry!
[Small sand thing (the part of whom is played by Jake Lloyd)] [spits out sand] What was that all about!?
[Sand thing the size of YK] I dunno!
[Huge sand thing (CGI)] This is murder on my fur!
[The huge sand thing shakes vigorously and reveals itself to be Nerfal, a Whiphid who hangs around YK and YC. Everyone else is covered in more sand]
[YK] Sorry!
[YK uses the Force again. The sand is blown off everyone. The small sand thing is ten-year-old Link, from Legends of Zelda: Majora's Mask. The YK-sized sand thing is YC, who is a clone of Y2K, who is a clone of YK]
[YC] Talk about a big mess you've got us into, YK!
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 30, 2000
Post a link to the Caves thread
I want to start an expedition down there
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