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ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah

looks very interesting... i thot at first when you mentioned Deviant Art it was like a art movement.. like Impressionism or Surrealism

im alos alittle into performance art... but in that as all my stuff.. im just a doodler... this place is great for it!

i have to get going here... hafta be somewhere in an hour...


this has been fun... thanks

No problem. You ever need something, you know where I am

BTW, I could never get my head around Performance Art.

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. ... .elbows the light switch and wanders in with a bag of stuff and puts it on a shelf. .. .. .picks up the broom and starts sweeping.... . .

hum hum hum sweep sweep sweep la la sweep sweep la hum la sweep

. ...gets the dustpan and sweeps the detritus into it and dumps it in the trashcan. .. .

ohhhhhhhhhhhh there's my... . .

. ... . pulls a nametag out of the trash. .. . .

fluffykerfuffle who is now learning new things. wow. it was here all of the time! fancy that! ah well, good times good times...

. ...drops it back in the trash. .. . sets the broom and dustpan back in the corner.. .. ....turns out the light. ..pauses at the door to look back in... . .then steps out and closes the door. . .

. . ..the door opens again and fluffykerfffle rushes in, drops one more scrabble tile in the bag and rushes back out.. . .the latch clicks.

.. . . .a figure is seen silhouetted at the end of the alley... . .

. ... .as it draws tentatively closer, you see it is the cloaked form of a winsome female. .. .albeit surreptitious but nevertheless all the same female.. . .. .

. .. .she is peering left and right apparently looking for something and at last she finds it. ... .pauses momentarily looking again left and right but now up and down the alley. ... .assured she is not being watched*, she knocks once twice and then a 10 part staccato punctuated with two booming pounds. .. . .

. ... . the sound of a sliding ancient small piece of wood heralds the appearance of a golden shaft of light in the oh so dark alley. ... .

. ... .murmuring interchange and then the wood slides again and the shaft of light abruptly disappears.. ... .

. ... .some fumbling and muffled cursing from the other side of the door and then it creaks open just enuf to allow the furtive figure to slip silently inside.. .. . sounds of laughter and the tinkling of a gin joint piano can be heard momentarily until the door closes with an almost inaudible click. ... . .

. ...silence, darkness and the rats again take over the alley.. ... .




*she evidently has not espied you, dear reader

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(Some time before...)

*A tall figure, in a black coat that reaches to the ground, and a wide-brimmed hat whose shadow obscures his facial features, but which will never hide his piercing green eyes, appears in a flash of dark purple ligh, and emerges slowly and purposefully from a side-alley.

*Moving into the light a little, he removes a small golden object from his pocket, consults it, then heads towards a hidden door in the wall of the alley. A single knock is enough to gain him entrance, and he slips inside without saying a word, taking a vacant table and setting down to wait...*

.. . .engrossed in trying to catch the waitress' attention, he does not notice the gnome-like creature who sneaks up behind his chair, swiftly but silently substitutes a long brown trench coat for his black one, then slinks away sniggering hideously.. . .