h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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. .. . .decides to take a break... .stumbling over to mattress... . slumps down and nurses multiple wounds

. .. . .sitting there sucking my thumb, cradling my sore toe with the other hand, i squintily gaze at the door. . ... .

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i nailed it to the top of the bottom EEEEDDDDGGGGE!!!!! NOT the top of the bottom door haaaaaalffff f f f

NARRATOR: After a lot of weeping and wailing and general thrashing about, the now snuffling notfluffykerfuffle settles down and gazes forlornly at the Escher-ike mess she has made of the door.

snuffle

NARRATOR: ...the last words of Aximili echoing in her head "It looks perfect as it is"
"It looks perfect as it is"

"It looks perfect as it is"



snuffle

*Aximili wanders in and sees the door*

Umm...what happened here?

. .. .tries to look pitiful. .. . oh uh hi axi

Fluffy...what hapened to the door?

. . .. .goes for an even more pitiable appearance. .. . . .

um

*Sits down next to her and puts his arm around her*

Just tell me what happened. Please?

weeeeeeell... i um had this good idea but... it kinda didnt work out

It's all right, Fluffy. You did it for the best, I'm sure. We'll just have to rebuild it again.

. . ...the words come out all in a rush. ... ..

i wanted to make a shelf for the dutch door but it wasnt a dutch door yet so i made a dutch door and then i made the shelf and then somehow i made some mistakes and i got sawdust in my eye and hurt my toe well actually the board hurt my toe then i hammered my thumb and and ....and


. ...takes a hiccuping breath.. .

and then i nailed the shelf on all wrong

Calm down...calm down. It's okay. Let's haev a look at your toes and your thumb and make sure you haven't injured them.

i ruiiiiiiined your door

k ... . ..holds up sore thumb and sore toe leg. .. . squints alittle cuz sawdust still not out... ..


youre being very nice about this

Awww, come on. How can I be angry with you. It's only a door

*Tries blowing on her thumb to get rid of the sawdust*
Is that better?

. ... . . . the sawdust is in my eye silly

This is going to be tricky. I assume you don't want me to blow in your eye?

NARRATOR: If you ask me, he deserves a medal for all you have put him through fluffykerfuffle.