h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

NARRATOR: the scene in the darkened Lost and Found is of chaos and slumber.... opened boxes and nametags litter the floor... a mattress upon which fluffykerfuffle who has made a new tag is sleeping... BORIS the spider of Aximill nestled in a fold of the fluffy blanket covering her somnolent form... sleeping also. there is a slight rustling on a shelf over their heads.

ZZZzzzZZZZZZzZzzZZZzzzzZz..zz...ZZ

NARRATOR: ......their snores intermingle...

*Aximili creeps back in and spies the sleeping pair*

Awww. Cute!

NARRATOR: fluffykerfuffle snores on in sleepwalker-workaday world where everything is happening at once. her feet twitch as her dreamself runs to and fro at the beck and call of bosses.... BORIS opens four of his eight eyes and peers blearily at Asimili...

!!

*Aximili puts a finger to his lips, motioning for Boris to not disturb Fluffy*

*Notices the blanket has fallen off Fluffy and Boris, so he goes over and tucks them back in.*

. .. .. .. .wakes up and streeeeeeeeeeeeeeetches...

. ... . .boris wakes up with a smile on his face as usual. ... .. .

.... . . .carefully extricating herself from the fluffy blanket so as to not dislodge boris. ... .

oooh nice ...i guess aximili put that on us

. ... .. ....fluffykerfuffle picks her way thru the gloom to the door... ... .. .. .. .. . . .

!! its locked !!

. . ... frantic!! pulling on the doorknob coupled with boris scuttling all over the room looking for another way out. ... .. . .. . .

. ... .. .fluffykerfuffle decides to slide a note under the door in the hope that someone will see it and let them out. ... .. .. .. .finds a paper, pulls out Aximili's pen. ... .. ...

"Help! i'm trapped in the Lost and Found"

. .. .. .. .then slides it under the door. ... .. .

NARRATOR: as the fluffykerfuffle plops down on the mattress and stares gloomily around, boris starts ferreting out stray crumbs of cheesecake and gobbling them up



oh puleeeeeeeze narrator munch munch
give it a rest!!

*Aximili returns t the Lost and Found to collect Boris. He tries the door and finds it locked, then spots the note on the floor. He picks it up and reads it.*

*Speaking through the keyhole* Don't worry, Fluffy. I'll find some way to get you out of there.

*Sits down to think*

... . . .slides another note under door... . . .

i heard through the grapevine that you are now an ace.... lookie what i found since i have so much time on my hands to goof off in here and also found a laptop with wireless connection in here .. ..


http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/NewUsers?TimeUnits=1&UnitType=week&Filter=noposting&thissite=1


by the time you read it (i can hear you snoring) it will be old but i just thought it was interesting. anything is interesting when youre trapped inside the Lost and Found!

sincerely, fluffyk

Thanks, Fluffy. You won't know ths, being stuck in there, but I have a link to that page on my PS.

Now, I've had a jolly good think, and I think I now have a way to get you out.

*Uses his power as the God Of Shape shifters to turn himself into a living skeleton-key, who floats up to the keyhole and tries to unlock the door, but to no avail.*
*
The door must be jammed, not locked. I'll have to break it open.

*Becomes an axe and startes chopping. Soon a hole is made that is large enough for Fluffy to climb through*.

ooooooooo

. .. . ...climbs thru looking around in wonder and especially at the Axe, .. . close behind. .. .. .

i am sorry i would have come out sooner but i was posting a letter to my not yet psychiatrist.

wow! a shapeshifter!

<space.
. .. . .. ..turns around and looks at the massive hole in the door. .... .. ..

oh

.. . . .we both stand here for a while in poses akin to those of ferris bueller and his best friend when the car went out the back of the carport. . .. ... .. .

hmmm m m

um

. .. .turns and looks at aximili very sadly..... . .

...then turns and walks away.. . . .

Hold on. *Chases after Fluffy*

Is something wrong?

.. .. .. turns. . ... .

yeah there was but it is better now ... thanks

. . . . ..sneaks up to the shattered door. . .. looks around furtively. . .. peers into the murk. ... then steps in.. ... . . . .

. . .... .ignores the rustling over on the shelf.. . . tries to set the mattress on its edge but it is too heavy. ... .

oooooof!! geesh!

. .... . . .turns and looks at the hole in the door and sighs. .. .. .

gotta fix that