h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

True, but if they don't then at least they'll be unarmed and armored. And outnumbering won't matter after dark. Especially if you're any good with a kinfe.

Which I'm not, I'm a pilot

Ok, here's knife combat 101. Sneak up behind them as quietly as possible, and put a slash through the back of their necks like I just did on that one.




Hang on....

Do you think that there might be any gliders near here?

*Grimaces*

I'll use a zat if you don't mind.

I'd be surprised if there wasn't some gliders somewhere, what do you have in mind

Well you're a pilot. And the screaming of glider engines would cover my activities just perfect.

I guess I could take out large groups of Jaffa, but you take a team with you, you /don't/ go alone

Ok, lets go and find the rest of SG-6. Then we find the glider hanger and settle in till night-fall.

Ok, lead the way

*picks up his radio and speaks to Captain LeRue*

*Sit's on a rock and wonders how she got herself talked into this*

*Strides casually over a crest with Sgt Pinkella*

So Folks, a problem?

The lieutenant has a plan that could rid the moon of Atum and his Jaffa or get us all killed

*Makes a sweeping gesture with her arm*

All yours Lieutenant

//Colonel, this is Major Fretts over. We've sustained fire at the gate from a snakehead flyer. No casualties, it didn't stay long and only swept round once. I've got a bad feeling it's on a reckie. Watch yourselves//

Bugger this, get back to the gate, to many have died on this planet, we'll leave it for another day, maybe Scandrea can come up with a plan

\/\Bubba we're come back to the Gate\/\

Move out, stay low and stay alert,

//Keep me informed of your approach. Don't want any cases of mistaken identity. Over and out//

\/\Will do, making our way slowley back to the gate\/\

*follows the colonel*

~~Dammit! Now we'll never findout if it works or not~~

Come on Pinkella.

*Walks casually towards the gate*