h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

\/\Ok Thamian you have five hours to get back and then you will present yourself in my office, trust me I make the punishment fit the crime\/\

Nuge, well done, as soon as the Jaffa are in range we'll blow the rock, fall back to that other overhanging rock

LeRue, let me have a look at your wound

No,no I'd rather I didn't!

/\/what crime? Stating the blindly obvious? If that is a crime then me staying where I am, and you can explain to my superiors where I am./\/

LeRue, I know where you have been shot and I've seen it all before, I was married for 5 years

\/\Your crime is disobeying a direct order, not just once but at least 3 times, now you start co-operating or I'll have LeRue bring you in anyway he see's fit, I am in command of this operation Lieutenant not you\/\

/\/ I recognise that you have command of this operation. I'm not trying to give anyone else orers am I? And obeying flawed orders is, as far as I'm concerned a decidedly bad idea, and in attempting to force me to follow those orders borders on the criminal. And you might decide that you don't want to get LeRue to track me down, mainly because he is wounded, and secondly, he probably won't come back/\/

\/\Fine have it your way Thamian\/\

\/\Bubba, open the gate and transmit this message to Walter, I want Thamian's IDC locked out of the computer, I also want him Arrested on sight or shot on sight whatever comes first, send out the arrest warrent to all our allies, there will be a reward for his return\/\

We are not going to waste anymore time on him, retreat back to the other rock and wait for the jaffa to come

*Retreats*

*Grins and affixes a scope to his P-90, and focuses on the mine* LeRue, who shot you?

Nuge I'll leave you incharge of blowing that rock

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*fingers the detonator lovingly* Say the word, ma'am, say the word.

As soon as the jaffa pass by blow it

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Nuge see if you can talk LeRue into having his wound seen to

*The jaffa pass the rock.*

Nuge, NOW!!!!!!!!!

No, nobody, especially Nuge, is seeing it... nobody. Give me some savalon and I'l be A Okay.

LeRue, don't be a baby, I could alway call Capt Kat to meet you when we get back, she's mean, either I patch you up or Kat does

Wow! look at that It has been comnpletely and utterly healed in allways such as that there will be no follow up medical examinations of any kind... amazing

*Glares*

Are you going to disobey me as well

*Smirks*

I never thought I'd EVER issue this order but..........Drop your trousers