h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey where are you off too, I thought you were here to take out any jaffa that too close

Well I was kinda hoping to find a source of water here to dip my posterior in.

Stay together I don't want to have to go rounding people up now we have Jaffa on our tails, I'll get the Officers Mess Bar to keep supplying you with ice when we get home, After Kat's given you a thorough going over of course

*perks up at the 'thorogh going over'*

That doesn't sound too bad.

*waddles back*

*Shakes head*

Is it something in Celt dna that makes you sex mad

Yes, I think there may be. There is only one way to- *sees the looks of impatience on the faces of everyone else* You lot have no sense of drama. *Blows the "sodding rock"* [SE: Massive explosion, Jaffa screams]

Well done now while they're dealing with that we'll high tail it to the gate, someone help LeRue

\/\Thamian, we are abandoning the moon, this is your last chance to join us, otherwise you stay here and take your chances with Atum\/\

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<<<*cowers in fear* Hang on, "boy"?!?>>>

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/\/Colonel, I'm staying here doing neither. I have the gate addresses of several system lord capitals, including atleast two who are known to hire bounty hunters. If you ever feel a knife slicing your neck to shreds, know that it was me.
Alternatively you could just swallow your pride and admit that you were wrong./\/

\/\Have it your way, but even System Lords like their minions to follow orders, think on this, sleep with one eye open\/\

/\/Whixh is incredidably difficult, and your eye starts to water so you cant go to sleep and when you do you accidently close both eye's... so basically no more sleep and very painful eyes/\/

Ok everybody move out to the gate, let Thamian take his chances

*frolics back to the gate*

*frolics, while screaming bloody murder, back to the gate*