h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The Jaffa firing on the camp do not realise that half of Paols men have got past them even closer to the objective* I think we need some help here, Captain could some sort of distraction be made so that the rest of my men and I could get past these Jaffa.

*LeRue smashes in a 6 round clip into the Bullpup reciever, sights down the weapon, at this distance decieds to test the shot*

Cra'ol catch the vapour on this one and see the distortions. I'm aiming for that boulder.

*Takes his shot at the boulder using a subsonic round*

[Cra'ol] A slight wind break, missed target to left about 1/2 yard. Crosswinds nearer the target.

*Allowing for these calculations, LeRue sights down his weapon and gets a drop on a (SL) Jaffa, lowers crosshairs onto his knee, draws his breath, allows for the tiny movements of the crosshairs as the blood beats through his hands.*

CRACK!

*the jaffa goes down, the remaining bunches into a group, unsure where the shot came from because at a miles distance you cant hear the shot.*

*A smile creeps across the captains face*

Amatuers.

*Sights at what appears to be the commanding officer, nails him through the skull*

*A few jaffa make a run for it, one goes to help the injured Jaffa, a quick shot through his kneck puts him down*

/\/ Enough of a distraction for you Leuitenat Paol/\/

*Turns back to Cra'ol*

Unslig that H&K we're relocating.

*Sneaks past (Sl) jaffa with rest of men* Thats Great were closing in on the scientists although i cant be sure exactly wich area they are in. *Closes eyes picks a direction and goes in it* Come on men this way

*The firing has stopped where Scandrea and Dr. Felsner are.*

[DF] I think we got'im.

*However, Scandrea is not paying much attention. She has turned around and is staring at the business end of a primed staff weapon a few inches from her face, held by a (sl) jaffa. Within minutes, Dr. Felsner and Major Scandrea are disarmed, restrained, and started on a march to points unknown.*

I think we can ambush (SL) and save them, It seems that the route ive taken has taken my men and I right past the Jaffa, and into some slightly more difficult terrain, the advantage this has given us is that the Jaffa do not know my men and I are here, we seem to have slipped passed virtually undetected. Now if we can somehow cut them off at the front and back and engage the (SL) and if someone could get in at the same time to rescue the Prisoners, we may have a chance if they can get though with the minimum of attention, there should be very few Jaffa guarding the prisoners at this point as they will be engaged in combat. *Looks ahead* We may have another problem, my men and I have just come to a clearing.
*Calls to one of his men*
Paol -Azthian, Is it completely flat , nowhere to sneak forward?
Azthian - I'm afraid so.
OK it looks as it we will need to engage them before they get to the clearing and they are not far from it.

<*Psst* Ask Scan if she wants to be rescued she may have another plan >

*Halts and awaits instructions*

*Turns around suddenly* Men take your positions were under attack. I need assistance there are at least double (Sl) Jaffa to my 11 men.

*Meanwhile, your favourite antelope and mine doesn't appreciate firing and scary aliens or its new pet human being taken away!
Sliding as close to the ground as possible it follows the doctor and major as they are marched away*

*Nuge continues his until now unmentioned, but unfruitful firing at the sl Jaffa, as he is still here, whether or not he has been forgotten*

How many of them are there?!?

Surrounding me In the 40s but im not sure how many else there were.

*continues to fire*

*The group of Jaffa back off slightly*

*After moving to a new position, sights through the scope at th action below*

Jesus H Christ

/\/ Paol get those men MOVING, fire and move, fire and move. Speed is the key. If you sit still they're going to flank you./\/

*Takes out a scout (SL) Jaffa*

/\/ These guys are sending out cable runners in your direction/\/

*fingers his Smith and Wesson*

Cra'ol I think we better be ready for some CQC!

*Begins course of action*

*The doctor and the major are being marched toward the jaffa base camp, set up by a scouting force prior to the SG teams' arrival.*

[DF] So, these are the bad guys?

[S] Among them, yes.

[DF] Now what?

[S] Well, if we're lucky, they'll torture us a little bit, then kill us.

[DF] If we're not?

[S] They'll torture us, kill us, then bring us back and torture us some more.

*A jaffa guard swats Scandrea with a staff weapon.*

[SL] Quiet!

*They enter the camp, where I'm going to let bubba or Reef take the jaffa from here.*

*The Jaffa take their prisoners to a cave and tie them together*

[Jaffa] Your God Atum is looking forward to all them information you will give him