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Nail and Hammer abusers Help Centre
Ming Mang Started conversation May 12, 2000
All those who just cannot stop hitting Nails with Hammers come here for help and we'll do our best to help you give up this terrible soul-destroying habit.
Nail and Hammer abusers Help Centre
Insane Endeavour Posted May 16, 2000
We can offer (not-so-)expert advice on giving up this terrible past time, and also as more people feel it best to pop along here, we hope we can begin to sort out your nail-and-hammer-hitting problems by sharing your own experiences with each other and us.
Consultation is free! So join us here, and Beat Those Hammer and Nail Hitting Habits!
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Psychotherapist's Dream Posted May 19, 2000
I'm getting better!! I promise! My therapist thinks it was a cry for help... and now I have some. Maybe I can be reformed - maybe I'll never abuse these poor things ever again! *breaks into floods of emotional tears*
Abi
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Insane Endeavour Posted May 19, 2000
*Pats Abi comfortingly on the back* It's alright, that's why you're here! I hope we can help you cure yourself, but you must respect that YOU have to want to give up to do so, no one can force you.
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Ming Mang Posted May 19, 2000
That's right, we'll always be here to support you. *hands Abi large-ish handkerchief* I'm sure you can do it, I have every confidence in you.
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Ming Mang Posted May 20, 2000
*offers support to everyone else who needs it*
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Psychotherapist's Dream Posted May 23, 2000
As each day goes by it gets a little easier to resist the temptation... one day it might be gone all together....? That's my ambition.
Abi
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Insane Endeavour Posted May 23, 2000
Well help you and give you support all the way! 
We are here for you Abi!
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Ming Mang Posted May 24, 2000
Yes! Keep the good work up! Keep going! You'll get there eventually! Go for it!! You *KNOW* you can do it!!!
¦M¦
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Psychotherapist's Dream Posted May 29, 2000
*snuffle* I feel so loved!
Abi
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Smallfurrycreaturefromalfacentauri Posted Jul 22, 2000
I have never hit a nail, but I have a consistent urge to do so! It is turning me into a nervous wreck! help!
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Smallfurrycreaturefromalfacentauri Posted Jul 22, 2000
I have never hit a nail, but I have a consistent urge to do so! It is turning me into a nervous wreck! help!
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Ming Mang Posted Jul 27, 2000
OK, whenever you think of hitting a nail or a hammer, think of something that you really really like, other than hitting nails and hammers. A good thing to think about is chocolate. If you want to eat some, you can get it at my Sweet Shop ( http://www.h2g2.com/A362882 ).
Good Luck!!
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Nail and Hammer abusers Help Centre
- 1: Ming Mang (May 12, 2000)
- 2: Insane Endeavour (May 16, 2000)
- 3: Psychotherapist's Dream (May 19, 2000)
- 4: Insane Endeavour (May 19, 2000)
- 5: Ming Mang (May 19, 2000)
- 6: Insane Endeavour (May 19, 2000)
- 7: Ming Mang (May 20, 2000)
- 8: Psychotherapist's Dream (May 23, 2000)
- 9: Insane Endeavour (May 23, 2000)
- 10: Ming Mang (May 24, 2000)
- 11: Psychotherapist's Dream (May 29, 2000)
- 12: Ming Mang (May 30, 2000)
- 13: Smallfurrycreaturefromalfacentauri (Jul 22, 2000)
- 14: Smallfurrycreaturefromalfacentauri (Jul 22, 2000)
- 15: Ming Mang (Jul 27, 2000)
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