h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks up and salutes*

i said its good to be back on Land sir.

[Walter] Sir we should really wait until the briefing for this, it's protacol here

*Whispers* and you should really introduce yourself to Major Scandrea, she's the 2ic

Alrighty, folks. *rubs hands* let's go to the debriefing room and get our positions sorted out. *Motions to Walter to lead the way*

*Walter leads everyone to the briefing room F1929415?thread=525936&latest=1 *

*Follows*

*gives his pack and rifle to an SG6 private.*

If that doesnt get to the QM in 6 seconds...


*Looks at name tag*

... Fagina... okay Fagina then, it'll be Latrine Duty for the foreseeable future.

*Fagina Salutes and double times it away*

*Turns and follows Walter while shaking his head*

Fagina... how did that guy make it through school?

*captian Mishy_mo enters into the hangar, tail between legs and a sheepish smile on her face*

Hello? Lucy i'm home.

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< Tsk, kids!! she's talking about the TV show I Love Lucy>

< also said by a colonel Jack O'Neill to a rather confused T durring the Boroca virus crisis >

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*getting no reply but the echo of her voice, Mishy moves up to the first 302 that is clearly in for maintenace and picks up a wrench and begins tinkering*

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< sure thing boss! >

*a noise is heard, mishy turns to see if anyone is there*

*sticks mirror out of vent to check coast is clear and sneaks off to hull of nearby X-303*

Sorry to do this to you girl
*pats side of ships hull*
But needs must
*gets out smoke grenade and sticks down release pin with chewing gum*
Dont worry just a bit of smoke youll be fine.

*tosses grenade into engine exhust and creeps off back to the vent

The chewing gum releases the firing pin and smoke starts to por out of the ship setting off alrams and cuing the fire crews to come rushing across the hanger bay*

*Alarm bells sound and all available soldiers begin searching for Ultrapete. The vents are now all guarded*

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