h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Smiles, she was right about this one, a typical flyboy, put a woman and a jet fighter side by side and she knew which one he's strip down first*

Thank you Major

*Follows*

*indicates the F-309*

As you can see ma'am she's a two seat strike fighter based on an F-15 design. Although she's capable of ground bombardment her primary mission is aerial combat. Standard equipment is a complement of AMRAAM and Sidewinders as well as some fancy stuff the tech heads at Area 51 slapped on based on Go'uld technology. With a maximum speed of mach-6 she can handle about anything the snakeheads throw at us. I've been going over schematics for some of the larger Go'uld ships but I haven't found any weak spots she can exploit yet.

*takes a rag from his coveralls pocket and polishes it*

*turns smiling*

Any questions I can answer for you

*Trys to stop her mouth twitching with laughter*

You seem to know 'her' inside out

*Smirks*

So how about climbing inside and taking me to heaven and back

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*walks in slowly, smiling blandly*

Is the colonel around?

Yes Captain, what can I do for you

*leans carefully against a wall*

I ran the tests on the blood sample and I actually think that I can recreate it if you so wish. I was also wondering if you would schedule in time for an x-ray to see how your leg is doing so we can get you off those crutches soon.

*Breathes deeply and serupticiously give Kat the once over*

I'll be seeing Dr Anthea later, I'll do it then, start with your work tomorrow, I suggest you go and rest for now

Sleep it off

*looks innocently at the colonel*

Is there a problem ma'am?

You decide if you have a problem, if you do, do something about it, if you don't we'll put this down to a ONE time only lapse

You're the Doctor

I'll see you soon for your x-ray ma'am. I've just remembered some reports I need to finish and some overtime I need to log.

*retreats rapidly*

*Sighs*

I hope to God she takes my warning seriously, I don't want to have to put her on a charge of being drunk on duty, you could smell it a mile off

*enters*

Smell what a mile off? My BO isn't that bad is it?

Bob! how's the narcolepsy

No our doctor has a problem with the........

*Makes the universal 'drink' sign*

Ah, that.

Whats happened while I've been out?

I got captured and tortured by Bastet and Shiva, that's about it