h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The maintanence crew appear and start to work on the F-309, they wave as Major AkronU leaves*

*walks in and begins going over the maintenace reports*

*eyes golf clubs while doing this*

*A Female Lieutenant walks over with some paperwork*

Sir can you cast you eye over this and see if it's ok, then sign it please

*looks up at the lieutenant and smiles then glances over the paperwork*

everything seems in order Lieutenant. I haven't seen you around are you new?

[Lieutenant] Kinda, I've been here 3 weeks

*smiles*

Keep up the good work Kinda

*Giggles*

[Lieutenant] My name's Sarah sir

*sneaks a look around the doors and then walks in*

Hey I've been looking for you Major, but..*glances at lieutenant* if you're busy then I can come back later...

*crosses arms and stands at an angle so that the sunlight glints off her glasses*

*Takes the signed paperwork off AkronU, Winks at Captain Kat and leaves*

*smiles pleasantly*

What can I do for you Captain?

Oh well I just came round to find out what it is that you do. I've seen you in the mess and every time I always have to rush off and do something so I thought I would take the time to come down and see you and...get aquainted. So why don't you tell me about yourself and your job Major? I'm terribly interested...

*brushes back hair and then pulls the tie out of it, letting it tumble around my shoulders*

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*closes magazine and tosses it on the table then stands*

Alright, well I'm basically in charge of anything that flies. From the paper airplane I made a couple of minutes ago to the F-309. I also have to take care of the UAVs which I almost killed Major Scandrea with on the last mission so I've got nowhere to go but upon that front.

*smiles*

But, rather than bore you with the details how'd you like to take a flight in the 309?

*gushes* Really? Take me up in the air? With you flying? Wow I'd just love that!

< Talk about your fast mover>

Ok, I have to do a pre-flight but the flights suits are in the room we just came from. Find yourself one and suit up. It'll take me a few minutes so no rush

*walks over to F-309, climbs cockpit ladder and removes the pre-flight checklist*

let's see...

*flips to the right page and begins pre-flight*