h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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I would like to be Weapons Technician and i could fill in for Master of the Amourey, as and when needed. I have a keen eye and a cool head and would be prepared to learn any new weapons that might be called for in future contracts. Just one thing, i abhour violence for its own sake but dislike baddies even more, be they corrupt individuals, shadey companies or even out of control governments; so i will work for the team, if the team is on the right side; of which i am not for one minute doubting it is - but want to lay my cards on the table: also i need the wonga.

Btw i believe it is best to uphold the best standards of profesionalism, (sorry if i spelt that one wrong, is a toughie tho eh?) at least erm whilst on the job .

Okay, your hired.

And we are on the right side, but not necessarily through any moral stance. It's just that if we start working for terrorists and the such-like the big money might stop coming in from the Western World. Of course, some of the people we work with and the methods we use may be questioned by some, but as long as nobody finds out...

WOW! That makes... four of us!

So far...

Build it and they will come...

Everyone, I suggest you check out the first assignment in the assignments section. This one's for support staff like us as well as lowly operatives.

I find your comments very nosy - whats it got to do with you? ( I can't spell - so leave me alone abouth that)

Who's that addressed to?

Hey , you need stamps?

Please can we keep the general banter to the newly constructed R&R area (link off the main lobby).

Capeche, i mean Roger wildo!

Any chance of joining the team?

I could be an effective crude oil and opium poppy prospector!

I have no idea what that means, but its one of those pointless job titles a company has to have so it can pay someone an unreasonable amount to do nothing. Your hired as whatever it was you said!

OO-RAH!

If you all plan on EMS being fun, entertaining, or just really cool, then I would like to join as a "lowly" operative. If you don't plan anything of that sort, well, I'd still like to join up. (Who says obstinance isn't a virtue?) My qualifications: great aim with a rifle, pistol, SMG, RPG, or almost any other weapon whose name is an acronym, plus I can spell.
And it always helps to have these two abilities-- you never know when you'll have to rescue a hostage from a heavily armed band of rogue spelling bee champions.
Thanks!

Your hired, welcome to the team. We're currently waiting for a reply from the H2G2 spy society with regards to joint operations between us (although I think they are ignoring us). I will set up a new operation for EMS members to enjoy in the meantime.

As you should be able to tell, I've already joined up; but since I've got a slightly different name now, I feel that I should join up again. Any objections?

None whatsoever.