A Conversation for Effective Military Solutions (EMS)

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Post 1

Sceptical Nick - Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get me.

If you would like EMS to fulfill a task for you; be it gathering intelligence on a particular person or organisation, or looking after an important site while you are away; then please post the details of the contract below, and either I or one of my subordinates will contact you to discuss the fine print, as it were.


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Post 2

mamuomar

The Girls Vs Boys game http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F2137311?thread=4592023&show=20&skip=4380#pi4386 its all going swimmingly but we have an imbablance the girls are less and have thus started a witty cheating strategy can you help us recruit more females and anyone? i'll help you prospect a bit


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Post 3

Ryan the Daemon Prince - Dealing Arms to Svalbard Since 1995

Quiet you! I happen to be fighting in that battle and I will not help the girls in any way!


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Post 4

Sceptical Nick - Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get me.

Shut up, subordinate.

Yes, we shall, but at a price. I shall leave Ryan in charge of negotiating the contract. (start as a new thread between the two of you)

We can also work the numbers in your favour, or nobble the blokes. Sort it all out in the negotiations, I shall be looking in.


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Ryan the Daemon Prince - Dealing Arms to Svalbard Since 1995

You shut up!


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Post 6

Ryan the Daemon Prince - Dealing Arms to Svalbard Since 1995

You know that's the attitude that lost you your girlfriend!


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Post 7

myk

Hey we seem to be heading in the wrong direction here. This isnt why i signed on.

I'm a born Glory Boy and i'll die one.


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Post 8

myk

Plus theirs no money in it !


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Post 9

Sceptical Nick - Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get me.

Okay, okay.


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Post 10

Ryan the Daemon Prince - Dealing Arms to Svalbard Since 1995

Fine! But I will not help the girls!

DOWN WITH EVERYTHING!!! Except us. We rock!


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Post 11

Sceptical Nick - Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get me.

Do you know what else rocks?

























Rock. smiley - biggrin


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Post 12

myk

The ,Glory, Boys are back in town!smiley - cool


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Post 13

Ryan the Daemon Prince - Dealing Arms to Svalbard Since 1995

OO-RAH!


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Post 14

Sceptical Nick - Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get me.

Sounds like your ripping off a Thin Lizzy song there.

I think I'll join in with:

'Glory Boys' Dancing in the Moonlight

There are two versions of my rip-off. Glory boys dancing in the moonlight and glory boys stripping in the moonlight, the latter being a very popular music video among the ladies.


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Post 15

Ryan the Daemon Prince - Dealing Arms to Svalbard Since 1995

smiley - wah Why do you do this to us?!?


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Post 16

myk

Hey , if you dont toast these suckers they can upset your stomach.
It will wear off soon , Nick has a cast iron constitution, right?


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Post 17

Sceptical Nick - Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get me.

I neither deny nor confirm that statement.


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Post 18

Ryan the Daemon Prince - Dealing Arms to Svalbard Since 1995

What does that even mean?


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Post 19

myk

Do we pay UK personal tax rate : yes or no?


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Post 20

Ryan the Daemon Prince - Dealing Arms to Svalbard Since 1995

We'd better not!


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