h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, I'm Nick, the managing director. We currently have plenty of job opportunities available if you wish to join. Simply post to this conversation your specialities, and what post you would like.

Current Vacancies:

Secretaty
Director of human resources
Master of the armory (title change may be possible)
Weapons Technician

And of course, we will always have space for a few more operatives.

There will be opportunities for promotion among operatives. A full list of ranks will be posted shortly.

For more information, message me on my personal space.

I'll take these two!

Master of the armory
Weapons Technician

And you can't spell secretary!

I just can't splll at the moment, OK?
And you already have the post of assistant manager so no!

Can't I have them too?

NO! You can fill in while the post is open, but you can't have the jobs permanently.

Dang! I like gunz!

I would like to be the EMS secretary, please.

In return for this I will single-handedly take on the hardest contract you can find for me.

Welcome aboard!

HAVE FUN!!!

Your hired!

That's the attitude we're looking for.

Hang about. You typed that for her!

he did not

you liar

scum!!!

That's not very nice.

you started it

Hmm, touché.

Oh, get a room.

Honestly...

Shall I leave you two alone?

Do you want me to conveniently let you two find yourselves alone together?

If you want to, well...

Anyway, I have no problems with that.

If you want...

But you can't go away! You need to be here in case we get any new members! They will need your approval!

In which case please find somewhere to satisfy your urges in private.