h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, go ahead and yield, BS. We have much more fun. And you get to have some of the free food too - deviled eggs, devil's food cake, gummy worms, McDonald's hamburgers. Wait ... no, that last one is too evil even for us.

And remember: evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

*Bursts in*

Greetings, fellow evil doers! I have excellent news! Today, Garius Lups, Grey Spectre, and I raided Joanna's donut stall! We succeeded in seizing the recipe for the S30 (also known as the "Unmentionable Donut"), and a very useful talisman that I will use the next time we run afoul of the Esirpretne!

[flips down Vader mask] Great! What's S30 stand for and what's the talisman?

The S30 is the donut that Joanna has been going out of her way to avoid creating for months (ever since just before the temporal travel incident that resulted in the creation of CLI). And the talisman...well, it's not exactly a talisman, but it will allow us to cause Eomando (the first officer on the Esirpretne) to become a pair of loaded dice. We won't be able to tell exactly what she'll do, but the odds are that whatever it is will be in our favor. I have yet to perfect it.

wow. very cool. maybe there will be something interesting happening in h2g2 now.

Since when is nothing interesting happening on the H2G2? I thought you were SoEasilyAmused?

oh yeah, huh. well... um.... hmmph! i can't think of a good comeback for that one, so-- i stick my tongue out at you!!!!!! :p

Add a nose, and it'll look better...

Black Swan, do not yield, you can resist the dark side! Don't ever trust the villians, they aren't true friends. They'll turn on you at a moment's notice if they feel it fits their plans. That's why they're villains. When heroes say they are your friends, they mean it!

Here, I know it's not an SBF, but have a Fish guys!

(methinks I might regret this!)

Isn't it supposed to be ;-p?

No.

You heroes should get to work trying to stop our evil deeds on h2g2. We've just raided the donut stall, and it went pretty well in my opinion.

*maniacal laughter*
and there's more evil where THAT came from!!!!!

I take that offense at that. We do/would not/never betray our own. We have a very strong honor among thieves thing going on here. so !

Yes, that's true, Black Swan. Come. Join us. You're even the right colour.

[Vader mask is down, hand is outstretched] If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. With our combined might, we can overthrow the ... er, good folks at the H2G2, and rule the galaxy with complete and utter control!

[flips mask up] Okay, maybe that was cheezy.

lol. i thought it was funny...

It gave me the funniest mental image of the standard "I want YOU!" sign with Uncle Sam, except Darth Vader was where Uncle Sam should be. Strange, it looks funny, but when you come out and say it...

[nods in agreement]

I've got a Super Battle Forum! http://www.h2g2.com/F47172?thread=64889