h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[All three] D'OH!

*maniacal laughter eminates from nowhere*
i have returned!
*SEA is seen standing up against the wall, looking very much refreshed and very tan*
oh, it's good to be back! and what on earth happened to H2G2?! it looks all funny!!! oh well, i'll get the hang of it sooner or later. probably later. and one more thing, i'd just like to say "welcome" to all the new members!!! well, i have a rather large backlog to attend to, so i must go.
*SEA disappears in a puff of orange smoke*

[Corrigible] [to the orange smoke] Er, yeah, and now you can choose your Darth name...

[From the shadows springs a new menace to the Good Guys. And when I say "menace", I MEAN menace. His red cape is the first thing any of them see, and the dark blue face and glowing red eyes is the last thing some will see. He wears a jet-black uniform, with blood-red epaulets, and a green brooch holds the cape up. His evil approaches that of the Krymla Leader ... and perhaps exceeds it.]

[And then he speaks, his cool, modulated voice cutting through the silence that has descended upon his arrival.]

I am Lord Byancbaldich of the Chiss. I wish to join S.T.U.M.P.E.D.

[Seeing the []'s on either side of them may make you think of YK. Stop immediately. He is a good guy. I don't want to have to think about him. Except for long enough to type this. And exact vengeance against him for ... never mind.]

[Y2K] Umm ...

[Y3K] Hi,

[Y4K] sir.

another guy in a cape? don't the GOOD guys usually wear the capes??? i thought villains/villainesses (to be politically correct) wore cloaks...

or at least black trenchcoats, for that matter...

[The glowing red eyes focus like blaster bolts on the NYC student, with a similar effect]

Since when?

*dabbing at singed hair*

since "The Matrix", I think...

*NYC whips out gratuitously oversized machine guns and leaps about the place shooting stuff to show how cool it looks*

[Y2K] Half the bad guys I know about have capes.

[Y3K] The other half aren't quite as cool.

[Y4K] More evil, maybe, but not as cool.

black trenchcoats are even better... hmm. i think i need to get one of those. a nice, black leather one. ooh!
*disappears, then reappears in a long black leather trenchcoat*
just what i needed. thanks, NYC!

i highly recommend forfeiting the binds of clothing and running free... then again, people can tell when YOU do it...

damn your invisibility!

When is the Krymla leader to return?

good question.
you could try talking to red... the masque of the red herring
he could tell you all the stuff you need to know... although, come to think of it, there isn't that much.

and evillene, if i did that, i'd get arrested. but it's an interesting idea... maybe i WILL try it. i should run through the aroma cafe naked or something... lol, that's a good idea!!!

[The three clones have moved into positions where they are an equal distance from each other and Sea.]

[All three] [in stereo, using ventriloquism, so she doesn't know which one to hit] Let me know before you do so I can get there first.

yeah, I'll... *ahem*, keep watch to.... umm... uhh... make sure nobody bothers you. (yeah, that's the ticket...)

haha! great, you guys can join me! it'll be fun....

[All three] Sure!

Where can I find the Masque of the Red Herring?