h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*rubs her temples*
i think i'm getting a migraine....

umm... I'll take that as a... "no"

allright then, if no one else wants to take charge, then i will.
new recruits, report to the inititation forum. you must survive three days of incessant "albuquerque" by weird al yankovic. then you may go to the rogue's gallery and describe yourselves so you can have a for hire ad.

Been there, done that.
After all, I have "Running With Scissors".
Now can I join????
Please???????

didn't you already go through the initiation? if you have, you're already a member.

no, you haven't, it was the evil one. report to the initiation forum to begin your initiation. and if you think albuquerque is too tame, i can always change it to MMMMMbop by hanson.... ugh... *shudder* horror of horrors. that's a good idea!!!

[Y2K taps, "Is it ethical for a Sith Master to date his apprentice?" and passes it silently to Y3K, who reads it aloud]

[Y2K] D'OH!

What if only one of my multiple personalities wants to join...?

*blushes profusely and tries to answer Emar's question, periodically darting glances at Y2K and blushing harder*
um... i suppose that is fine, but if you're planning to have another personality be a superhero, it's been done and i advise against it. it's just too confusing...

*suppressing serious giggles*

bloody fairies...
hehehe...

*bows to elders then smiles to room before turning to go in search of the initiation thread*

*exits humming 'MMmmbop'*

Me? A superhero? Geez, no way. I'm just a simple circus performer. It's only THIS guy who wants to join the fracas......

Emar: "Say "hello there", Zeb."

Zeb: "Don't patronize me, you spandex-wearing trapeze-monkey." "Sorry I had to drag this loser along, but I just want to say that I really respect your organization. I'd also like to say that ANYONE WHO ACCUSES ME OF BEING A RIPOFF OF "SCARFACE" OR "HANDY" GETS THEIR FACE CHEWED OFF!!"

Emar: "Alright, alright, settle down there, Zeb"

Zeb: "Don't tell ME what to do, circus-boy. I spent fifteen years as a secret agent for the despotic nation of Verminacos, and I know how to handle myself."

Emar: "Zeb, please, your gonna get us beaten up."

Zeb: "Well, I guess I'll just have to do something EVIL to impress them and get on their good side then, won't I?"

Emar: "Uhhhmmm..."

Zeb: "Glad you agree! YAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!"



Emar: "AAAAAAAAAAA!! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!"

[they all nod appreciatively]

*watches, impressed*
if you'd like to go to the initiation forum, you can join. you must survive three days of "albuquerque" by weird al and "mmmbop" by hanson, and if people get rowdy we play britney spears. there are already several initiates there.

[Y2K] Including Lord Byancbaldich.

...

[Y2K] I didn't EXPECT you to know what I was talking about!

Zeb(jaws full of spandex shreds): Cool-pth! I'm-th there-mgtp!

Emar: ...Ow.Now wait a minute, I didn't sign on for this...

Zeb(spits out shreds): PTAH! Mff, yeah what if this wimp can't take it? I DO kinda rely on his hand to serve as my internal musculo-skeletal structure.

you can figure something out later, i'm sure. perhaps a steel skeleton? anyways, see you guys around. i'm taking a self-imposed leave of absence since i'm horribly addicted to H2G2 and this whole prez thing has gotten me really depressed. i'll be back, though. read my confession and goodbye message at http://www.h2g2.com/F46306?thread=71447

i think you guys already knew that i am one of Sea's aliases. i will not be returning for a while either. good day to you all. read my confession and goodbye message at http://www.h2g2.com/F46306?thread=71447

[Y2K] I second that.

[Y3K] I third it.

[Y4K] I fourth it.