h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh yeah, evil one? i should mention that affy has two sides: affy, who is good (*gag*), and the krylma leader, who is our leader and very evil. it caused me some confusion in the beginning, so i thought i'd clarify.

Of course, one of the last stages of the plan will involve that no longer being a difficulty.

[Y3K] Could someone repeat that?

[The other clones each give a different account]

i like the sound of that, affy!

one question befor I signe. do you give out free booze I could take over the world on my owne if I wanted to (It would piss the man off but I would just mke him a new one)but I still carnt find any free booze even god keeps a tap.

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lol, look, it's a beer glass!!! um... you can have it, bob!

Yes but is it full. oh sod it

*looks at the glass rases his lef eye brow glass sudly turs it to a shot glass full of scotch*

Ok I am in who do you want me to kill.

well, on NYC's homepage there is a list of superheroes... they all have battle forums. you post a fish on their forum. and them if there are three fish in a row, that hero is frozen. (and believe me, you want them frozen) and a winky releases them. ugh. this is a lot harder to explain than i thought. vestboy has a much better explanation. you might want to go to his forum first, befor i get you all confused...

So basically what you are saying is post as many fish as I can without getting frozen sounds like a challenge

[Y2K] Except in your own battle forum.

[Y3K] If three GOOD guys post a fish in your forum (It has to be three different bad guys or good guys, and then only one of their fish counts) ...

[Y4K] ... then a BAD guy has to to free you.

[YC] Same goes for all the other bad guys.

Is there room for someone who is both cuddly and evil (as NYC puts it) in this fabulously evil plan?
I'd love to help in whatever way I can...

[Y2K] 'At's okay.

[Y3K] You'll have to wait a bit while someone gets here.

[Y4K] And we aren't authorized to sign someone up.

[YC doesn't say something because he isn't there.]

However, I *am* authorized to initiate the evil beings of h2g2 into our ranks! I believe that we have three people waiting for initiation, no? The Evil One, Bob, and cuddleyevil? Sorry, I'm terrible at names. Anyway, make your way over to the initiation forum for perpetual Albuquerque. I'll be there shortly.

[Y2K] Now where is anyone?

Hiding in the woodworks, obviously.

[Y2K] Well, they can come out anytime they like!

Coming Soon-a change in our plans, that will involve more freedom for STUMPED to do its malicious evil!

[All three] Great!

Oh, but just so you know, I will not be available for a few days after I leave today (in just a few minutes).