h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Saint formerly known as Angel: I knew that was you before I'd even checked the researcher number You're surprisingly distinctive.
Thistle, how much of a life do I have? Let me have some human interaction please.
Hey Zax, how goes it? While you guys are behind the bar *hops over it*
lemme help.
Having a Withnail and I moment....
I demand to have some BOOZE!

*having effectively located every bottle marked 80proof or more, Zax an Tweet begin pouring shots for the gang gathering at the bar. Tweetie (kind soul that she is) even whips up a *perfect* mocha laté for Irv. Soon, God has got a drinking game under way*

*Tweetie, resisting the urge to request the Buffy drinking game until she is well and truly pissed and can't be held responsible for her actions, pours another tequila slammer down her throat*
Wow, it's good stuff they've got up here.
*grins at Zax*
What game are we playing?
*the words "spin the bottle" appear in her mind, but she puts that to the side as well, thinking "later..."*

*trying equally hard to resist saying "suck 'n blow", (yes, that IS a drinking game)*

uhm... hey! i know! why don't you teach us that Buffy game? i've never heard of it.. how's it go? and don't dawdle to the part where you're supposed to take a drink... that's my favorite!

Count me in - I'm a perpetual loser at drinking games, well, at least the ones where the forfeit is drinking more

err, just so I can maximise my chances of drinking - what are the rules?

;^)#

I think it would be a good idea to move the drinking game & other activities over to...

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=38362&thread=51113

...your starting to wear the chrome plating off this section of the bar...

Thankyou.

- THE Chairman of the Board.

*silently noting the silvery shimmer to God's robes...*



You got it, oh fearless Leader!

The Buffy drinking game involves watching a lot of episodes and drinking when, for instance... Giles takes off his glasses. You get *very* drunk *very* fast. See also, the Simpsons, Friends, the X-Files, Futurama etc...
Your suffixes are getting scary Zax

hmmm. that was cryptic...

Ok, so let's see... how's about a round table story?

The Rules: at least 2 lines, no more than 5, and containing the name of a color..
ok.. i'm starting...

Once upon a time there was an interstellar snail named Mabel... She was the most lovely shade of periwinkle, and approximately the size of a battleship...

*sucks down two successive shots of tequila*

...which was quite small really, her friend, violet, was about the size of a small moon and rather loud to boot. mabel and violet had been friends for as long as they could remember...

as they had grown up together, they lived next door to Mr Green the turtle, a very kind man but slightly odd in his manner of speech, he....

...couldn't actually form words as he was a turtle. Fortunately, the girls had both had yellow babel fish inserted in their ears as children (compulsory on their planet) so when they passed him in the morning they could always hear him saying...

Right, that was four lines. Line 'em up Ras!
I'm getting slaughtered tonight

...saying...
"Aaah, my lovelies! my terrific tulips... my vibrant violets.. my fabulous fuschias.... how much i love you, how beautiful you are..!"
He would repeat this like a litany, cooing and purring over his flowers....

... he had a beautiful flower bed full of red and yellow tulips, pink and white roses, bluebells, purple foxgloves, and a barrage of different shades of green all around...


* do u get a prize for naming the largest amount of colours in the smallest amount of time?*

we just started a new thread over in heaven. this one is not just a chat thread, but also so we can do a head count and have all the angels touch base. if you don't want to hang around and chat that's fine, but it sure would be great if you could stop by and leave your mark! http://www.h2g2.com/F38362?thread=57689 see you there! The Archangel Zax* *get your new updated, h2g2v2 compliant Angel's Dropdown List code at http://www.h2g2.com/A324479