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Escape Pod Dreams: The Personality Issue

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As recent articles in The New Yorker, Atlantic Monthly, Scalpel, Cuspid and Cumulus magazines have indicated, 'personality tests' have almost overtaken interest surveys, intelligence tests and idiot filters in the worlds of big business, low finance and incompetent retailers. It is the purpose of this issue to provide a cathartic stab in the jaundiced eye to these tests, their proponents and the morons who create them without having a clue as to why they are not unemployed themselves.

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More reasons why Testing is not learning anything about the person you are bothering with that piece of paper:

1. 8:57 AM
Personality Test for those who have been convicted of assaulting test administrators.

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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

2. 9:57 AM
Personality Test for those who have no personality but think they might like one.

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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

3. 10:57 AM
Personality Test for those who hate such things

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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

4. 11:57 AM
Personality Test for potential Personality Test Creators

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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

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