Personality Test for those who have no personality but think they might like one.
Created | Updated Sep 24, 2004
The Brudder-Smythe Personality Inventory For
Those Lacking One.
The personality test or survey has become an important
part of our society. It allows bored or ignorant executives or personnel
directors to avoid thinking about anything except where to place the blame.
As such, it is necessary, in the first place, for the person taking the
personality test to have one in the first place, otherwise there is nothing
to test. This Inventory is designed to help your placement officer
with the task of guessing just what sort of personality you might have had,
had you had one, if he has one, or if he has any inkling of how to provide you with one,
this is, of course, presuming that you had any idea of what sort of personality
you might have wanted, if you wanted one, if you're the sort of
person who might want that sort of thing or if you might think that
you might want that sort of thing sometime in the near future,
like about dinner time.
- On the odd evening, which is something you must be intimately acquainted with:
A: You fish in your neighbor's tropical fish tank for supper?
B: You study your collection of antique television test patterns?
C: You collapse in a damp heap, waiting for sunrise? - If you were to find yourself naked in a room with your favorite movie star, you would:
A: Run screaming from the room?
B: Introduce yourself blushingly as their biggest fan?
C: Discuss that crappy performance in a role that won them an award you didn't think they deserved?
- If you really had a life, would like to:
A: Escape it for something less exciting?
B: Learn to smile sincerely when someone talks to you about auto insurance?
C: Have sex more often than you normally do?
- When faced with a choice of regular or extra-crispy, do you:
A: Ask to speak to the fry-cook?
B: Run screaming from the room?
C: Request a half-order of each?
- If you look around the room, do see:
A: Anyone you'd like to get to know better?
B: Anyone that looks like you and might be a close relative you haven't met, yet?
C: Your mother, in disguise, signalling to you to do a good job?
- When you leave here, you hope to:
A: Find your vehicle within five minutes?
B: Crawl off an die?
C: Go home and watch "The Fifth Element" for the thirtieth time?
