Personality Test for those who hate such things
Created | Updated Sep 24, 2004
The Kingston/Cruller/Fosterbint Avoidance Survey
This is not a test. It will not sway us either way regardless of the results. This is only a survey of why you refused to take the other test. The results will be used to help develop programs to create less-offensive tests in the near future for people like you or two seats the left in the orange cardigan with the half-chewed press-on nails and last season's Prada knock-offs on her fat little feet...
- Given a choice, what would you do to this paper:
A: Ball it up and eat it?
B: Set fire to it?
C: Fill it out and hope that the data from it will help future sufferers to find relief from the interminable encrouchment of invasive and stupid surveys into the personal and personnel lives of people who have better things to do than sit and scribble inane letters in the hopes that they have accidentally chosen the right one?
- If you do get a job here, do you hope to:
Rise to a position where you can stop this kind of nonsense?
Rise to a position where you can make the current employees take one?
Run screaming through the halls shouting,"I hate you all more than the coffee" if you win the lottery?
- On the whole, you would guess that the person who created this was:
A: A mindless pervert?
B: A pendantic wiseass who should have been wedgied as a child?
C: Someone you'd like to accidently meet in the restroom and leave a mess on their shoes?
- If you woke up and suddenly found yourself in a French Seafood Bistro, would you:
A: Overtip the waitress with the shortest skirt?
B: Bat your false eyelashes at the waiter?
C: Run screaming from the place because you just realized you were naked... and you had a rash?
- If you were trapped on a desert island with David Duchovney, would you:
A: Discuss Uta Hagen with him?
B:
Wish it was was Gillian Instead?
C: Wish it were Chris Carter so you could tell him how much you hated that stupid show?
- The moment you leave this room, you are going to:
A: Give the Marine Corps recruiter a call?
B: Join a nunnery?
C: Smile in the knowledge that your cheating skills have helped you ace this test?
