h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

NEW ANGEL CEREMONY
taking place here in about 10 minutes!

The Angels and Archangels are gathered round awaiting the latest ceremony, ready to congratulate and support the new Angels:
Galaxy Babe, resplendent in her best Angel gown of spun gold with her ivory & purple ceremonial robe trailing behind her, accepts the ceremonial sword from GOD- with a smile.
GB turns to face the onlookers...
Step forward...Wilson Brown-Bear, Dargent, Jamazon and Egon, the 745.3rd Count of Bratislava!
Hesitantly they proceed to the podium.
Do you promise to answer all calls made upon you?
*they nod
Do you agree to behave as the other Angels do?
*they agree {nervously}

Wilson Brown-Bear!
*GB wields the ceremonial sword
I hereby dub you the Patron Saint of Depressed Lemmings!
*a pair of golden wings sprout, along with a little sparkling golden halo...
*the assembled crowd "ooh's" and "aah's"
Go forth and do your duty!

Dargent!
Henceforth you shall be known as the Patron Saint of Sticky Affairs!
I am expecting full reports on these situations!
*touches both shoulders with the gleaming sword
*shimmering wings appear, along with a sticky halo

Jamazon!
You are hereby dubbed the Patron Saint of the Hyperactive....
Good Luck, I will certainly be flying by your homepage for advice
Please would you keep still while I dub you, I don't want to be the first Mistress of Ceremonies to spill blood in these Hallowed Halls...
*dubs Jamazon and beautiful multi-coloured wings sprout, along with a glittering halo....

Egon!
You are probably used to being on your knees....
I hereby dub you the Patron Saint of Vodka
*touches his shoulders with the sword
Opaque wings sprout and a hazy halo appears above his head...
Go forth & look after vodka devotees everywhere, and please recycle the bottles....
Angels, Archangels, I present to you your new Saints....
*cheers erupt
*hugs and congratulations all round
Now, you will be getting your invitations to the Bar soon.
Remember if you need any help, just ask any Angel or Archangel.
Don't forget to alter your name in Preferences on your homepage....

GB hands back the ceremonial sword with a smile
GOD winks - "Well done kid"

Heh, cool, er, phanx guys.

Later

Jamazon

Welcome every boddy have a drink. nic eceramony G.B.

Thanks Bob!
*kisses Bob
*accepts drink
Cheers!!

Splendid ceremony, GB!

Congrats to all new Saints - especially to Egon!

Thanks Kasia

Thanks GB

Thanks GOD (I sound really silly now don't I?)

SILLY !!!

Well yes, I mean you're not accepting an Oscar !!!

I would just like to thank Galaxy Babe for a fine Ceremony...

- Simply, High Spirited.

Sorry - late as usual.
Congrats - all you new "wings" - welcome!
Hey - GB - nice ceremony - just watched the replay. I reckon you ought to commission some poetry for these "do"s - it seemed to work for the previous one.
Any chance of a drink round here?

*curtseys*
Good idea, Kes, seems my poetry got lost, now, let me see if I can remember, who's the Patron Saint of Lost Poetry?

Procrastinate? Me? Can I think about that one for a while?

Not that I'd ever be pedantic, but don't you mean 'chic' rather than 'sheik'?

Now... to business. YY*clink*

May Pegasus join your worthy band? As you see, I already sport a rather nice set of wings. I'd be very happy to watch over my fellow members of the animal kingdom ('mythological' or otherwise), or perhaps equines in particular?

Your wish is my command, oh great one.

~A~

Well, you seem to have got MY formal greeting title right...

I'm sure we can find a place for you Pegasus...

Although, I fancy the Patron Saint of Procrastination might be far too apt...

Although the Patron Saint of Horseplay beckons...

BTW The arabs aren't concerned with the difference between sheik & chic... well they have enough money to aspire to both...

- Simply, High Spirited.

Hmmm. I'm not sure about that. On the other hand... I can't sheik the belief that you are right about procrastination. *well, obviously YOU would be right, wouldn't you*

I don't have much time for Arabs. Much prefer thoroughbreds myself. Although, nothing can beat a nice little native pony.

~A~ Highly Strung *or will be, if they ever catch me*

Hi Pegasus
Nice to see you made it. Nice set of wings you have there BTW- I bet a halo would set them off beautifully...

Oh yes... I was just replying to this before I was rudely interrupted *by the computer crashing again*

Yes, I think a halo would be very becoming too.

..O
~A~

*grins*
Man how I know that problem

::Flutters into the forum::

Look! Look! I learned how to use these funky wings! Whilst RL intervened, I made good use of time putting in some practice. I'm not all pro yet... I'll need some lessons to perfect my use of flight dynamics... or somethin like that... Heh.

Welcome new angels! I know I'm quite late, but hey, I'm trying....

And that's more than enough
Hey, you're doing pretty well with those things- maybe St Peter'll run some more classes if you're... lucky.
*thinks- Yeah. That was the right word...*

Hooray? heh..... lalalala... oh. I'm done.

::Flutters off & bumps her head on the cieling, falls to the floor - out cold::

Ahh, the ignorance of youth. Er... of myself. Or sumthin.