h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks Saints Mixed Nuts!
There's an Archangel Party on my homepage!

Greetings Aunt B 93...

I'm sure the Patron Saint of Painted Dolls might be a fitting match...

Indeed, you might be able to give Saint Seven Of Nine some tips on the application of make-up, which has slightly alluded her borg mind...

Along with JFSJBB a Ceremony will take place soon to officially welcome you into the heavenly fold...

- Simply, High Spirited.

HI
Could I become an angel thingy please?

I could be patron saint of chocoholics or something, I've had enough experience of one

St.Peter - Welcome Hezher...

I'm sure you are MORE than qualified to be the patron of that particular treat...

A ceremony will take place soon to make it official...

St.P.

Thanx

* There a fewer odder places in Heaven than the Babe’s Heavenly Beauty Salon… *

* As part of their impossibly high standards the Guardian Angels keep they make sure every detail of their appearance is maintain to perfection, whether it be from their finely sculptured wings, finely manicured nails, or indeed as with Saint Seven Of Nine, her diodes are sparkling clean… *

* The chief technician in this whole operation is the new Archangel Galaxy Babe, who is at present fussing around the growling Saint Wilson Brown Bear who is simply depressed at the thought of ‘gentle tinted highlights’ to his luxurious brown fur she is insisting upon… *

* The Saint Lizard Prince is heavily investing in the maxim that ‘more is less’ in the application of black eyeliner. Over in the far corner Saint M’niki is busily giving Saint Agony Aunt a full make-over, which almost invariably ends up looking like a Liz Taylor… *

* Saint JimmieJaz meanwhile sits clutching Saint Courtney’s hand consoling her that Nadsat Fashion will DEFINITELY be all the rage this year, for sure… *

* Which is positively normal next to Saint Cloughie sitting beside ‘Rosebud’ the champion number one flying pig, decked out in rollers and a false eyelashes… *

* Nearby the pink monkey Saint LePerdyMonkee is busily showing Saint Angelwings how she wants look, exactly like Jennifer Aniston… *

* St.Peter emerges from the old fashion domed hair dryer in the corner, he stares at Saint Pegasus flicking her horses tail about under the next one along, double takes and then moves to the centre of the parlour… *

St.Peter – Now, I brought you here today in our quest to clean up our operations…

* He stares closely at the unshaven, sleeping Big ‘Evil’ Dan… *

Far too many Angels have been raiding the mini-bar on the flights to and from Earth to Heaven…

* He stares at Saint Redfish and lingers on a pause… *

…Drinking like a fish they say of some

* Saint Redfish stares into the middle distance… *

Well, we do have standards of behaviour !!!

Just last week, I had to send Archangel Zax into a detox center, and let me make it clear !!!

It might not be the last !!!

* He stares at Saint Dr John, who is too high to care what ‘the man’ has to say… *

Hopefully, these fine young saints might take the lead… J

* He ushers young Aunt B 93 forth… *

I hereby dub you Saint Aunt B 93 the Patron Saint of Painted Dolls !!!

May you go forth and care for all those who aspire to being Barbie, yet they invariably end up looking like painted Jezebels !!!

* A pair of sparkly wings and a day-glo halo appear as a golden sword goes dancing past… *

* Peter looks over to jfsjbb… *

I hereby dub you Saint JFSJBB the Patron Saint of Asymmetric Hydrochronology !!!

May you go forth and…

* St.Peter pauses to collects his thoughts, none occur… *

Well, I’m sure you have already got the hang of it…

* He waves the sword and some white wings and a silver halo spring from impossibility to probability… *

* He hurriedly turns to Hezher to ward off showing his ignorance… J *

I hereby dub you Saint Hezher the Patron Saint of Chocoholics !!!

May you go forth and lead by example that one can abstain from eating such delights entirely !!!

* Peter sees the young girl frown and start to well up, he then leans in and says quietly and kindly… *

Well, at least try… J

* He waves the sword and a fetching set of brown wings and eatable, replenishing, chocolate halo appear… *

* It’s about this time Saint Girleight staggers past carrying some of Saint William’s steaming hot tea, which Peter hurries away from because of bitter previous experience with the Patron Saint of the Accident Prone… *

*takes notes*
*wonders if she spelled Asymmetric correctly*
*flutters off for some congratulating*

I'm curious... do you have any Angels who are also ACEs?

Yes Archangel Zax is an ACE. congrats to the angels. Hezher I'm very happy to see you getting on so well. P.S. of Chocoholics is very fitting. fish for all the new angels

*raises hand*
Two in one type researcher thingy right here
Not always a fun situation, let me tell you...
Congrats to the all-new angels... How many does that make it now?

85 by my count. But that includes HIM.

Thanks Dan

85?
Wow...
{I wasn't going to say anything, but the thought of 3 Archangels posting together ~really~ appealed to me}

*grins*
You should have been at the first official Archangels convention
Me, Dan and Zax at the egroups chat page- it was a monumental occassion

Now that is something to look forward to; syas GB proudly wearing her brand-spanking-new h2g2 t-shirt which she ordered TWO DAYS ago; and arrived first class this morning, SO pleased she ordered one for St.Bob too; hehehe....you should have seen the looks we got in Tesco's this morning...

*grins*
I really have to order one of those- just the type of thing I like to sleep in
Hey GB- have you signed in at the Archangels egroup yet? Cos you should be active over there too

Hmm..don't see her e-mail listed as a member. We need to get Zax to add you to the list, GB.

Looks like it's been done

Yay!

Sorry to interrupt the "arch"-convention

GOD!!! ..... OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you like my new title and the key? I was considering to apply as the keeper of your slippers , y'know but I wouldn't have been satisfied with that for long! So what I really want is an official note that I'm Your personal cat