h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Beat you.

I know you did.
By fifteen minutes.

Now what shall we do?

Ummmm... we could kidnap some passing strangers, put them in a cage and harvest their organs for beer money.

You've done that before?
Is it fun?

The money's good but my heart just wasn't in it. And it makes a real mess of your bedroom.

not to the poor bugger who getts kidnaped
LOL

lol!

Don't worry, they soon grow another one.

Oh well that is ok then

Arrrgg.
Must.
Go.
Need.
Food.
Eyes.
Hurt.
Cya.

CYA
*winks at St.Bob*

So nobody wants me as their guardain angel then? BTW, I don't want to be a part of this conversation, I was just hoping for someone to look after.

Give a man a fish and he eats one meal, give a man a fishing rod and hes bored for life. Give a woman a fish and she eats one meal, give a woman a fishing rod and she breaks the rod in half, uses the string to bend the rod, fashons a bow, uses the other half of the rod as an arrow and eats a bigger meal.
Just thought you guys needed sone light entertainment. Also would some one be my angel? Ive been around here for a bit now and i'm losing the whole point of ...well every thing...i need some one to keep me on track, is any one up to the challenge?
Cheeze

Suuure...I'll be your GA. It looks like we'll get along fine, as you've got "don't care" in your handle and I've got "apathy" in mine.

I'll just hop over to your space and open a new conversation thread. See you in a jif.

Wampus

Dammit!!! Why does everyone else ALWAYS get there first?!?!? I want someone to look after!!! Please? I'm nice really

Try searching h2g2 for chocolate cats.

You can be my guardian angel, if you really want.

Wampus

Which do you prefer empathy or apathy?
Dont know and dont care
I am very glad you want to be my GA...Thanx

It's no good being a GA of someone who is a GA themselves. I want someone new (ish) to come along and say "I'm a chocolate cat, help me please" or something like that. I will try searching though, I might fin something interesting.

Am I allowed to have two Guardian Angels? Cause: I like Chocolates and Cats, help? Hei hei Hiya Clelba!!!!