h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I had a dead mouse in my bag at my old school

... and snowballs on the lamps
... and fire in the trash-can
... and dove in the classroom
... and ...
I'm quite happy NOT to be a teacher anymore

Why are you having this conversation here?
Is there anyone who requires my services as Guardian Angel?

We're passing the time while waiting for a needy person to come along. OK?

Anyway, Snowballs on the Lamps? how does that one work?

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Every time this thread refreshes I assume it is someone seeking help. Can you not gossip elsewhere?

No. Like I said, we're just passing time until someone comes along. Join in the conversaiton, then you won't be wasting your time whenever a new message is posted.
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Unfortunately I have work to do.
Your offer is appreciated.
Goodbye.

If you have work to do, then you don't really have time to be a guardian angel, do you?
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Would some nice Angel please take a group of 10 newcomers we missed from the Welcome Mat?
http://www.h2g2.com/A446744
It's Group 3 {c} which hasn't been done.
Thanks, AGB.
Sorry I can't do them, RL calls.

well seeing as how nobody went, I had to go do them & my son missed his bath.
then I had to read Androyd crowing that the ACES had won.
Next time I would appreciate it if one Angel takes one group of newbies to greet {only ten} you only need type out one greeting, then copy & paste for the rest, after personalizing the greeting manually.
I will inform you all of the next batch of newbies to be greeted. I would appreciate volunteers, but if none are forthcoming, I will have to delegate. Otherwise the newbies will never know about us & the work we do & they will only get ACE greetings and links. Can't have that, can we?
Thanks, AGB signing off, please get working on your greetings?

D'oh! If I'd seen this, I would have done them for sure.

Is there a Guardian Angel who specializes in tired, overworked, pessimistic park rangers???

Not that I am aware of. If you need a general-use angel, I'll be right over.

Clelba - snowballs on the lamps started to melt just after I put the light on and it was quite raining is the classroom. And as the schoolhouse was not the newest or even renewed, on the other similar occasion a half of the house was left without electricity (with about 600 pupils in it enjoying that very much).
Suggestion for Angels - be especially nice to retired teachers even if you hate them (I hate, and I'm acteually not retired, I just quit)

Hatifnat

I don't hate all teachers, it's just everyone knows there are a few cranky ones in every school, aren't there?
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A guardian angel sounds just grand about now... the Great Dead Fish in the Sky knows I could use the help. Visual aid:

The only problem is, there seem to be an awful lot of them. Not a criticism, mind you, but I hardly know where to begin. Hmm, maybe if I put in a scratch-ticket for the G.A. lottery?

Oh, and for Clelba's post, I agree, if you insert "coworkers" for "teachers" and "work" for "school"...

Jon, if you go to my page, there is a drop-down list of Angels. Yes there are a lot of us, almost a hundred in fact, but believe me it's nowhere near enough...choose your Angel, click on the name & you'll get taken straight to their page, leave them a message & they'll get back to you, OK?
Any other problems, let me know.

I'll be your angel Jon...
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Please ask here http://www.h2g2.com/F55445?thread=81029&latest=1 for a GA until further notice. Oh, and ignore anyone calling themselves God, it isn't Him. Thank you for your co-operation, Wings xx

I think I would like to have a Guardian Angel, although Galaxy Babe has been realy nice to me already.