h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you lot confuse people anyway mixed nuts I thought that was your Job

Wahooo! Post no. 102!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am the one who is a little bit lost and confused. I even don't know what I need. Maybe somebody wise enough to look after me. Not sure about who I am.
Hatifnat

I'll be right over Hat

Gagdreek: DOH! I missed my chance at a guardee!

Hi,

Why would I need a Guardian Angle?

Moondancer

To help you get around when your new around. Just general help, any questions you may have about this insane asylum one of us can usually answer. Do you need an Angel?

He/she said Angle, not angel. could have been a mistyping.

Wahoo! Post no. 108!
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well in that case why would anyone need a gardian angle? i wonder

to hide in? I have one, but it doesn't work. that was a lie. I don't generally lie uless I say so afterwards. just to let yu know.
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If the angle is small and pointy enough, you could use it to defend yourself against a rampaging mob of mathematical functions. If that type of thing happens to you on a regular basis, you might just want a guardian angle.

Yes, I find them useful for that, as well as defending myself from my evil maths teacher. Holly on the other hand (my friend), has a different method. She was late to the lesson, and the teacher was going on at her for being late and asking her why, so she announced to him "If you must know, I've just been in the toilet for 20 minutes wrestling with a tampon, is that OK?". Naturally, the class erupted. I have yet to find out whether or not it was true... Anyway, it shut the teacher up.
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Gagdreek: Angles??

Posting # 113!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Did you not find the tampon thing funny? Or do you males not know what a tampon is?
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Now that is an excuse I have not heard yet. I'm going to have to try it sometime

It makes you instantly popular, for the whole lesson. that's not much of a temptation to people who are already popular or people who don't want to be popular, but it's great seeing an embarassed teacher.
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Hmm..I'm not sure how popular it would make me....

*Thanks Heaven she doesn't have to deal with things like that any more*
Sorry, Clelba, I am of the age where I felt the teacher's embarrasment...

I'm not! (that was sposed to be me smiling evilly and wickedly and scarily)
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I used to be a teacher for a while. So I'm on their side this time. Luckily enough I confronted no tampon-problems. The worst that happened to me was a dead rat on my desk.