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Greetings !!!

If you are a little lost or lonely making your way around H2G2. Why not apply here for your very OWN Guardian Angel !!!

- Simply, High Spirited.

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- Moving In Mysterious Ways.

Yes, please!
I would love my very own Guardian Angel.......
I could do with some luck, and some advice on men.......

Alright...

A good looking, well-informed, MALE Guardian Angel coming right up !!!

We have Saint Big 'Evil' Dan if you prefer a bit of 'rough & tumble' or the sensitive, new-age romantic like the lovely Saint Justin !!!

Although, their schedules might be a little full up !!!

- Simply, High Spirited.

Isn't there a nice mix of the two, out there?
Eat Grimsby Fish! Preferably in Cleethorpes

Ah...That would be Saint "Silent" Bob !!!

Although his dark, brooding eyes & the way he carries his taut frame command manly respect, he is also sensitve to the needs of his feminine company by giving them plenty of time to 'share' how they feel...

Mind you, Peta the Community Editor has expressed interest on a strictly 'exclusive' basis, so you will have to 'sort' it out with her...you might want to trim those nails before hand...

- Moving In Mysterious Ways.

Saint "Silent" Bob sounds like the one for me.....

I imagine I will soon require help with bells on

Well !!!

Have we got someone for you !!!

I'll get on to Saint Jester right away !!!

- Simply, High Spirited.

Thanks, or as Hans Solo would say in English

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster atyour side, kid."

Or as the good people of Scotland would phrase it
"Nae messin aboot wi the god squad and auld rubbish, wee man. Get yersel' a decent shooter"

A dead fish. My favourite. Yum.

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Salutations.
Angels, I need forgiveness, for I have sinned in several forums.
Is there a patron saint of 'orrible puns?
I seek guidance, but cannot be cured.

i think i can handle this one.....

GA ambulance on its way!

dan, please check your roundup thread.. or just meet me in the angels' chat room!
http://www.egroups.com/chat/h2g2Archangels


thanks man!

Hello, I'd like to apply for my own Guardian Angel - lonely and lost in this humongous universe... an Angel would be wonderful!
Thanks [breathlessly awaits a reply ]

I'll take care of you.

Thank you kind Evil Dan
I joined around June 18 - and people here are very kind,
but obviously, all very busy -- so a personal touch would
be just fine!

PE [Christina]

Hi - am I speaking to the mighty - almighty one here, you sound like you got some influence in this place, why not send some of those wingly things around to guard over me for now.
I really find meself as a VERY small fish in this amazing pond of friendship(which I feel left out of), Knowledge(which I do not understand) and happiness(which Never fall into my lap),

PLEASE HELP

REGARDS

TheSaint
(The very lost Saint)