h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome TheSaint it's very nice to meet you I may be able to assist you just click on my name and it will take you to my page. Come on in and help yourself to coffee or beer and tell me whats wrong.

*passing Saint a brownie and a pint of Guinness*

(Hopefully THAT qualifies as a bit of happiness! )


Well hello, Saint! I like your name!
An angel is on their way to your page, as we speak! keep an eye out for a new thread where your welcome messages are!

~the Archangel Zax*

*making the rounds...

Hi Simon Templer (ie the saint)
Glad to help out, shout if you need me, then open your window and expect me to fly in any mo.

ZOE ya round

Consider this my official application for a Guardian Angel....I am totally lost in this sea of (mis?)information here at h2g2 and would like some help. I think help of the highest kind would be best, of course. Thus, the application is going in. See what I mean....I just babble on and on and then get distracted....ah well, please, someone help me!

Awaiting the aid.

Mousiebabe

*desperately holding back the saints of the feline persuasion*

no fears, mousiebabe! a saint should be coming to see you soon! pay attention to the 'discuss this entry' section of your page!

good luck!

*gives mousiebabe a cheese-flavored brownie*
see you in the threads!

i'll be mousiebabe's guardian angel, if that's okay with you GOD?

Hello, God. It has been a while.

I am looking for a guardian angel. Not necessarily one to watch over me and keep me from making mistakes, but one to guide me along so that I may become one myself.

Thank you for listening.

actually, it's probably better if i'm ford's evil quarter brother's guardian seeing as how he's at my party at the minute watching the firework display.........

Wow! Thank you, God and Wings.

Dear God:

My girlfriend of almost four years left me on January 12. It is now August 17. and I still dream of her practically every night. I just want her back, but she's living with someone else. It seems hopeless, unless you have a guardian angel for, say, broken hearts or something?

Wizard, I am on my way

Drab: Hi God. I was wondering if you may have a guardian Angel for me. Maybe to protect me form the insults from humanity. I doubt you would have any willing to keep me company.

Kiddo.....is that you?
Well I don't care which one of you it is, I'm your Guardian Angel!
On my way!!!

Hello.
It's me, Mr. I.
How do I become someone's Guardian Angel?
I've been an Angel for a while now and I just don't feel like I'm doing much good.
But seeing how I'm the Patron Saint of Uncertainty, I don't know how much I could help anyone.

Hello Mr. I!
Nothing special, just keep checking this thread, when you see someone has asked for help, jump to it! Dive in, feet first!! {But leave a note saying you're going, so they aren't inundated by Angels } If you need any further help, yourself, that's what the Archangels are for....

Right. So far I've been living up to my patronage (PS of Apathy) but from now on I'll make a greater effort in trying to remember to check this thread more often than before. But no guarantees.

PS of Apathy! That would have been perfect for me!

Oh well, it's taken now. (Besides, my current one is good as well.)

hehehehe