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*pokes head through door*

Got room for one more? Good! Let's see, qualifications... How 'bout this: I'm a member of manglement - a group notorious for not doing any work - and I never get on my employees' cases if they do something else. Takes too much effort.

I'd like to be your Voice of Chaos - basically because it saves me from having to think up a new title. How does that sound?

G7

I'm not sure that we need a Voice of Chaos, but since it is a Weekendism title (i.e. totally meaningless) I suppose you can use it. Welcome, and I'll add your name to the list shortly.

I thought her name was Gw7en, not shortly.

Did you say you talk with a listtt?

And what sadisitc person put an "s" in lisp???

G7

i dont think he talks with a lisp so much as he walks with a list (probably to the left as nothing is right with that man)

I don't talk with my lisp, as he is rather shy and the conversation isn't great.

I talk with my lips, if that helps...

I am most interested in joining your highly logical movement.

ViVa La Weekend!!

i used to have a lisp when i was a little shaver but the establishment wouldnt have it and marched me off to have it speech therapied right out. as i recall, it involved sitting in a semi-dark room wearing headphones and saying "ssssnake" a lot...

Viva La Weekend indeed, Chairman.

Welcome to our church.

And weekend it almost is! If it didn't require so much effort, I'd be counting down the minutes right now...

G7

*peeks in door, sees no one*

figures, and on a saturday too.

so are we closed, or on holiday?

is it too late to join? i feel i have unique qualifications.....

*proceeds to sit in the corner and quietly hum to herself until someone comes back and accepts application. don't worry... no rush...*

hmf, snerk, wha..?
~maria wakes up and looks drowsily around but sees no one moving, so she goes back to sleep.~

broelan, we're always on holiday, but don't let that stop you from applying.

*gladly accepts totally untouched application form and promises to possibly maybe getting around to putting broelan's name on the list.*

Welcome to our church...

i was inspired by the weekender philosophy over the past few days, and have a site you may be interested in, why don't you visit the doctor's office at http://www.h2g2.com/A493193

Hey, i like the sound of this religion!
i already practice the fine art of avoiding-w*rk-at-all-costs, so how do i join officially? (as long as it doesnt involve any w*rk on my part!)

Oddly enough, joining doesn't involve any w*rk on anyone's part. Welcome, and enjoy the view.

Friday again.

*thinks about throwing a smashing party for everyone, then realizes that she'd then have to clean up after it. instead invites everyone to a party at their own house. BYOB*



G7

hello! i already practice the fine art of avoiding-excess-work-at-all-costs & i would really like 2 join u all, so how do i go about doing that?
luv a very lazy omylouse