A Conversation for The Church Of Weekendism

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Post 1

Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan

Greetings, brothers and sisters! If you wish to join the Church Of Weekendism, you may do so here.


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Post 2

Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician)

Is it OK if I join in spite of it being a weekend?


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Post 3

Alien

I want to worship weekends!!! smiley - smileysmiley - smiley


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Post 4

Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan

So long as you both pledge to do as little work as possible, you may join the Church.


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Post 5

Alien

I plegde, oh your High Priestiness!! smiley - smiley


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Post 6

GreeboTCat

Me never does any work any day of the week... ~grin~.. me thinks work is... well... sounds just to much like a naughty four letter word to me... so me is not sure if me is eligible as me doesn;t work any day... let alone weekends...


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Post 7

Mike A (snowblind)

This is right up my street. Let me in!


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Post 8

Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan

Greebo, you not only may join, but you are a fine example of what Weekendists should strive for. Mike, you are welcome as well (but keep the ACEing to a minimum). smiley - winkeye


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Post 9

GreeboTCat

Me would thankyou Dan... ~grin~.. but me just can't be bothered...


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Post 10

Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician)

I would have thanked you earlier but I was waiting for someone else to switch my machine on!
Today, I intend to drink beer whilst watching England win the Grand Slam yet again!


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Post 11

Ormondroyd

Having read your article, I truly feel that I have been a Weekendist all my life without even realising it. I have long considered "work" to be the most obscene four-letter word in the English language, and I hope you'll accept my application for Church membership - if it's not too much trouble, of course. smiley - winkeye


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Post 12

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

At last I have found my true spiritual home! Since stumbling across this church, I have been inspired to give up my job and devote my life to Weekendism. When do I start?


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Post 13

Mike A (snowblind)

Tomorrow.

To Eddie with any work you have! Devote all your time to the worship of the weekend! And then sleep...


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Post 14

Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan

Not necessarily in that order, Mike. I would bless those that have just joined us, but it's far too much work for a Sunday.


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Post 15

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

I'd like membership smiley - smiley

~Irving


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Post 16

Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan

Then membership you shall have. smiley - smiley


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Post 17

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Thank you smiley - smiley

~Irving


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Post 18

Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician)

I was wrong about England winning the Grand Slam but we still won the championship. Swing Low Sweet Chariot etc etc.


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Post 19

Mike A (snowblind)

Go Clapton...


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Post 20

Agony Aunt (Patron Saint of Busy Bodies )

smiley - smiley i hate to be a bother but i was wondering if it wasn't too much trouble if i could possibly join? i must admit to working at listening to others but that is really more fun for me than work so i don't think it would be a sin or anything like that smiley - smiley
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