h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Maybe I should invite Greebo to remove this mess, but I shouldn't think that she would want a second hand

At least you managed to miss the guitar and there's only a bit in my hair. That'll be murder to get out, volunteeers anyone? The clothes will wash....



Bassman

Yeah, I'll get it out! *walks over to Bassman concealing some shears behind his back*

* places down Bass on guitar stand and prepares to execute the tried and trusted self defense against knife attack manouver, which I hasten to add I've done in many a martial arts class with very pleasing results. You know it's the one that breaks your wrist and dislocates your shoulder *

Can I help you with those?



Bassman

The only time I ever used these skills, I never even hit the guy and he stayed down for 5 minutes.





Do you feel lucky - well do ya..... punk (Sorry Clint)





Bassman.... Still

Ah.. ok. *puts sheers down*.. maybe not then.

Conditioner works surprisingly well if you have gunk in your hair.. it seems to make it more shiny and slippery, which allows the gunk to slide off quite nicely. Coupled with being underwater, if you wash your hair in the bath (which I don't), it makes getting sticky substances out of hair much easer. (But still can't cope with chewing gum)

I've managed to avoid sticky substances in my hair, which is a bonus I suppose considering how long it is now.



Bassman

Yes, long hair is extremely unpleasant when things get stuck in it.

~Greebo buts in~

Me not mind licking you clean Bassman...

Well, if you gon't mind go ahead. It just didn't seem one of those things that one could ask a feline of your standing ~grinny grin~



Bassman

What happened if you gid mind!!

Typographic dyslexia!?!?!?!?!



Bassman

~Greebo licks Bassman clean... with totally impersonal pleasure...~


Me a cat... me can do this... ~grin~

Thanks Greebo, I feel much better, even though it did a bit



Bassman

Thats ok... ~grin~... now are we ready for some music???

*the steps leading up creak*

*a shadowy figure can be seen in the doorway*

anyone want some smokes?

i have here a whole array of pipes and smoking materials:

we have the ever present cigarete, the tradtional cigar, the interesting pipe. this is where it gets interesting, then we have apipe made of an apple(soon to be my first solo entry) and the home made bong.

the materials are as follows:

the best shag to be got, cloves, and my personal favorite(if i say this i may be moderated and my whole introduction will be ruined so i will leave it for you to figure out what i am talking about)

take your pick of each

No thanks.



Bassman

No thanks, smoking stunts your growth.

Sorry Galen... as you can see by the very large neon ...

<>

... sign over on the far wall... ~Greebo points to a dim and distant back wall... where a brght NEON glow suddenly appears to atmospherically light the room...~ what you are selling is simply not allowed in the Grin... especially down here in the cellar... where the band takes great pride in their instruments...

Greebs...

You can buy me a beer though!

And me



Bassman

... and a milk for me... Menza knows how me likes them... just ask at the bar... ~grin~