h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Greetings, Yowuzupman, let me see what I can do for you. I do have a special this quonth on the Uhaul StarTank. It's slow as molasses in space when in real space, but virtually indestructable, and survives the jumps into and out of warp speed fairly well.

Thanx although its all down hill from here, especially with this ruddy computer!

Kewl are the systems in decient shape? If they are I'll take it. By the way, how would you like paid? I could give extend a line of credit to you at my place or I could just pay you normally.

http://www.h2g2.com/U150489

go to demolitions

cya

Well, sir, I don't think I need anything demolished. However, since we both appear to work for the Space Centre, I will give you a discount, and simply charge this purchase to your Space Centre Account. Will that do? And yes, the systems are in great shape. You can take a test drive if you like...

That will do nicely, if you ever need something just look me up! So hows bisness been? It looks like you've been doing rather well.

Umm...I don't believe I have an account here, and would be quite grateful if you could set one up for me.

*type type type*

Alright, Sylvia, you now have an account in good standing with the H2G2 Space Centre, you can charge all purchases to it. If anyone asks any questions, show this little slip of paper and tell them that Irv over at Spaceship Rentals set it up for you

*hands Sylvia a little slip of paper detailing her account information*

Now, is there a purchase you'd like to make?

Hi there Irving Washington!!!!!!!

I want a Space Ship!!!!

It needs to fast, sleek and have huge fire power. It also needs to be able to go through worm holes and be able to cloak. I want warp speed up to 10 on it please!

Can u call it Kingwolf 1212!

Nice doing buissiness with u ta!!!!

give him a vett, those things are nice, and just what he's looking for

come over to my place and I'll soup it up for ya

http://www.h2g2.com/A433261

I don't want a refit ship I want a brand new ship!

How can I get me a Silver Suncruiser?
The basic model will do, something in Racing Platinum.

How about that Dorf StarExcursion you mentioned?

Some days ago I requested info on a Silver Suncruiser, who do I talk to? It's needed urgently for jaunt I'm planning across the Galactic Disk. Any one is welcome to come along, provided I they can verify the location of their towel.

Sundiver

I'm sorry there hasn't be any replies to your requests yet... Irving is the one mainly responsible for this place... But let's see what I can do... Silver Suncruiser you say? I'm sure we have one somewhere around here... *goes to investigate*

*When Alien returns she is Irv (or maybe she got lost and Irv showed up)*

Yes, let's see here, a Vett for K. Wolf, and a Suncruiser, Silver, for Sundiver. We have those in stock, here's the paperwork you'll need to fill out. Or do you want test drives first? And did someone mention the StarExcursion?

*after quickly filling in the paper work*

Thank you i am off know!!!!!!!

*roars off in to the sky*

Thank you, another satisfied customer.

Would it be possible to rent a ship please? Something nippy, and well armed. Cant tell you what for. Secret CHOPPERS business.

I'm a bit low on the military end... but I did just get in this vehicle here:

Its a Sedecrem Zneb, E-Class. Fast as lightning in sub-light speed and armed with rapid fire lazer cannons, and hull mounted-torpedos.

Shields could probably deal with most STUMPED made ships.

Yeah,
When I get the Suncruiser I'm looking to go for a jaunt to some of the lesser visited systems in our galaxy. You want to come?
Sundiver