A Conversation for H2G2 Space Centre
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Aug 23, 2000
}I want one too! Preferable a starfighter-carrier that can land!{
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Aug 24, 2000
Member 138251: I WILL need to see that liscence...
Lintilla: *handing her a key* there you go...
Mr. Indifferent: Yes, the Nova is really only for those scuicidal types... I have this Dorf Kroosier here. Have a look.
Sylvia: Kelly green it is. You can charge that to your account. If you don't have an account, I can set one up for you.
hezher the confused: You can get one here. I have a variety of pink ships, the most popular of which is this Elvis model here. It's a reproduction of the one The King used when he left the planet earth, and thus looks a lot like a cadillac. Care to take it for a spin?
Mew: I'm not authorized to handle starcarriers, Mew. The InterGalactic Military gets on me about that. So I can't LEGALLY keep carriers for COMMERCIAL SALE... if you get my drift.
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Aug 24, 2000
[Mew may not have Lando Calrissian's experience dealing with "under-the-table" operations, but he wasn't exactly born yesterday, either.]
}I understand perfectly. Can you sell it with a reasonable degree of secrecy? The InterGalactic Millitary Intellgence I can get befuddled.{
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Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Aug 24, 2000
The reoproduction Elvis model will do fine! Can I take it asap?things are really getting hot in here and i need out!
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Aug 24, 2000
one moment, Mew
*Helps Hezher fill out paperwork, takes his(?) money, and give his the key to the caddy*
There you go, Hezher.
Mew, I've thought it over, and It'd just be plain out of character for me to sell you an illegal ship. I just can't. You'll have to talk to someone else about it...
*Just then the door opens and who should be standing there, but...*
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The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X Posted Aug 24, 2000
~That'd be my cue~ Good evening Irv. Nice to see you. Mew! I hear you're looking for something I can help you with. If you'd be so kind as to follow me to http://www.h2g2.com/F35868?thread=72630&post=548809 I believe I can help you out. /Red
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Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Aug 25, 2000
Thanx! THis baby sure goes fast! They'll never catch me now!
I'm female as u obviously dont know. I find when Im in human form that being female is much more comfortable! Of course when I'm in my true form we dont bother with such stupid things as sex. Anyone threatening to become male died out years ago!
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Aug 25, 2000
Mew! [flies off into the other forum]
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Aug 25, 2000
Well, that clears up the question of your gender. Thank you.
I just hope I don't get in trouble over Red's antics...
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Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Aug 26, 2000
(mumbles incoherantly) I ... sorta ... crashed!
Do u know the number of a good rescue firm? This moons cold and I don't like the look of those teeth.....
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Aug 26, 2000
Try pressing the "Repair Bot" button on your control console
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Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Aug 27, 2000
*crawls back into the cockpit and finally, after much cursing, presses the button*
ta, thats fixed it. just in time too, I'd already eaten all the emergancy rations!
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Aug 27, 2000
You know... those are supposed to last weeks...
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Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Aug 29, 2000
*looks slightly embarrised and coughs*
I was just a little hungry...
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Aug 29, 2000
Understood -- perhaps I should increase the rationing.
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Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Aug 30, 2000
Thanx, that would probably be for the best. 2 days rations should be included at least! 
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Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Aug 31, 2000
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Sep 4, 2000
by the way, I'm glad you aren't quite so confused now.
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Sep 6, 2000
hey do you have a cargo ship around here, perferably with a lot of sheilding?
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- 61: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Aug 23, 2000)
- 62: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Aug 24, 2000)
- 63: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Aug 24, 2000)
- 64: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Aug 24, 2000)
- 65: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Aug 24, 2000)
- 66: The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X (Aug 24, 2000)
- 67: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Aug 25, 2000)
- 68: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Aug 25, 2000)
- 69: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Aug 25, 2000)
- 70: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Aug 26, 2000)
- 71: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Aug 26, 2000)
- 72: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Aug 27, 2000)
- 73: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Aug 27, 2000)
- 74: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Aug 29, 2000)
- 75: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Aug 29, 2000)
- 76: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Aug 30, 2000)
- 77: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Aug 31, 2000)
- 78: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Aug 31, 2000)
- 79: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Sep 4, 2000)
- 80: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Sep 6, 2000)
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