A Conversation for H2G2 Space Centre
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Alien Posted May 21, 2000
Well hello to you!! We'd be happy to have you here... Keeping piece sounds like a security job but we already have two security officers... But more is never bad, I guess... And making money is always good as long as it doesn't involve a printing press... And I won't say anything about illegalities... Sounds too criminal... But I have to say I'm terribly bad in inventing any cool sounding titles... Let's see if anyone else has any suggestions...
Someone invent a good title for getafix, please...
And now that I think about it...
Benefits: You get to choose your own title...
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The Cow Posted May 24, 2000
I've pointed Alundra here, and he says he's interested in the title naming business. I'll just have to keep reminding him to come here....
Oh, and BluDragon does a lot of titling, but in her capacity as Dragon Queen of Damogran, and in a slightly different context.
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Alien Posted May 24, 2000
Yes, I also believe bluDragon is a bit busy... But hopefully Alundra will get here... 
And hopefully getafix is still around here somewhere...
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getafix Posted May 24, 2000
I most certainly am, and I wish I could be the title-developer, but I'm not sure I'm cut out for it. But the name certainly sounds coolish. I'll take it- Proud new employee;TITLE-DEVELOPER.
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The Cow Posted May 25, 2000
We need a mascot, or a pet, I think. Something that'd be at home in zero gravity. Goldfish, anyone?
*Looks around nervously incase Greebo is around*
*Realises Greebo is a lot more interested in doughnuts than goldfish*
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Alien Posted May 25, 2000
Well, there already is a babelfish at the Grin... I don't know if it would very good idea to have other animals, say - an elephant - running around... Or why not...
I'm starting to feel a little crowded here... Perhaps it's time for another thread...
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=35868&thread=54039
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Ernesto Pix Posted May 29, 2000
~Ernesto wanders in with camera and singed wiskers while mumbleing something about obstinant models and fire breathing poodles, and then lets out a sigh in relief~
Whew, glad thats over.
I think that the title of "Quarter-Master of Midnight Requisitions" would be appropriate for getafix.
We could call him QMMR for an irritating acronym.
Well I'm going to go get some bailing wire, duct tape and possiblly some superglue from the chief engineer and mabie see if he wants to help me fix the hole the poodle blew in my studio's wall.
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