h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wipes oil off hands. This is bizarre, because the white upholstry in the cockpit (which was never there before) is completely clean*

Thank you bosun. *downs the stiff drink and the ale after mixing them together in one glass* Now, where are we? *looks at TARDIS* and why is there a police box standing there?

*Shuffles box behind cabin*
Police box, what police box? You need another drink.
*Pushes crate of booze across*

*pulls bosun over* You know, a Police box measures four foot long by four foot wide by nine foot tall. That cabin is YOUR cabin. It doesn't even come close to hiding it.

*Is starting to regret having licked that toad he found in that other dimension. He is not particularly worried about the fact that he can see the air... more the fact of the fact that he can see the air looking back.*

What ever it you are on, LeRue, can I have some?

*passes the toad*

His name is Jeremiah.

Ooh! I'll have a taste of that.

Dont use the T word, he gets frightened.

Hello Jeremiah

Ooh... Okay. Sorry. I'll have a T-A-S-T-E then. Better? Can he spell?

Idon't know, but those flying pigs look, ever so cute.