A Conversation for The City of Warwickshire - A Role Playing Game

The Green Dragon

Post 241

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

RIGHT! THAT'S IT!!! *takes Liquid and throws him over the edge of the world, conveniently located nearby* That'll show him.


The Green Dragon

Post 242

Lash LeRue

Ahh Toby?

*peers over the edge*

He appears to be circling back around.


The Green Dragon

Post 243

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

Bugger. *baseball bat, ready stance* INCOMING!


The Green Dragon

Post 244

Lash LeRue

*hides behind the sofa*


The Green Dragon

Post 245

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

While taking a cat nap behind sofa is awaken by a screaming native Captain Tobias has just struck with a baseball bat, and finds LeRue cowering down beside him. Offers LeRue a glass of Jim Beam


The Green Dragon

Post 246

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

Drat, obviously missed. Not this time, bub! *Whacks Liquid off the edge and watches through binoculars, making absolutly bleddy sure he's gone, not sleeping or hidden behind a childish plot tiwst*


The Green Dragon

Post 247

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Far be it for one to point out at this moment that there is no "edge" of the world. Also striking one off the "edge"-were it to exist- would be humanly impossible, with an impossiblility rating of 100. Of course were such a thing possible then it behoves me to point out that as your navigator, you would be cast adrift and unable to find your way around. This could only be a minor point, of course, but one one believes is worthy on consideration.
It is your decision of course.


The Green Dragon

Post 248

Lash LeRue

He must be right, he used the word 'Behoves' in that sentence!!!


The Green Dragon

Post 249

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Thank you for your support, Captain LeRue. You are obviously a man of perception and education. Have another Jim beam


The Green Dragon

Post 250

Lash LeRue

'Behoves'!!!!!


The Green Dragon

Post 251

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Behove:be incumbent upon: Behoves: be fitting

But of course, mon brave captain LeRue you knew that, didn't you


The Green Dragon

Post 252

Lash LeRue

Behoves...?


The Green Dragon

Post 253

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

Someone kill him.


The Green Dragon

Post 254

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

As per your command I shall remain silent on the matter of behoves


Perhaps I should just say though

I'm gonna take a ball down the frog for a pigs in the rubba, you know the one, by the oxo. I'll take off the ole daisys, put up my plates and take a butchers at the linen


The Green Dragon

Post 255

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

Better. Keep it that way


The Green Dragon

Post 256

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Very good sir.
smiley - erm
I mean
Okey dokey Cap'n


The Green Dragon

Post 257

Lash LeRue

......Behoves?


The Green Dragon

Post 258

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

suddenly I have a feeling of deja vu. Now that could have been an error, for now LeRuye will constant rpeat Deja Vu.

Sorry got to get common


My skin had a Ruby last night, and bloody hell you wouldn't believe the strawberries


The Green Dragon

Post 259

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

Did I not reply to this post about three times already?


The Green Dragon

Post 260

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

smiley - groan


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