h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Fairly sure I did. *looks confused* What the hell was I just saying? Ah well.

You most likely did, but if anything's worth saying once, then it's worth repeating.

*feels on firmer ground here*

Ahhh

*nods his head*

I behoves that.

Yes. Now, to the end of the world! *walks a few feet to the right* We're here, folks!

*looks around*

Bit anticlimatic isn't it.

Yes, but narrative tension isn't my strong point.

Suddenly a ship appeared on the horizon.

Hopw about that? Is that dramatic enough?

Ot what about: Every thing seemed so dull and hopeless, then somebody said the pubs are open.

Pubs!!!!! Where!?!?!

Permit me to offer directions to the nearest hosterly

I mean
The rubba's over there, guv
*points in direction of pub*

Stop tekkin' th' piss, mate, er oi'll biff yer. *note the wierd accent*

duly noted, sir

What was that, Cockney Glasgow Dublin hybrid.

One really couldn't say,sir, but one cannot ignore the agression in the threat. ot fail to take it seriously,sir.

Cor crikey guv, straight up and no mistake. It's a fair cop innit.

*whacks Liquid over the head* I've had enough of your thinly veiled culture!

If you say so,sir

Took you long enough to reply, Bosun. Ah well.

*Aside* I was away. Only on h2g2 when I'm at work. Only intoday then off until Jan 4th.


beggin' your pardon, cap'n. was out of it as it were, due to somes bodies hitting me on the head and puttin' me into coma.

*aside* okay, liquid.

*knocks Liquid out until the 4th of January* I'll not take this insolence! *calmer* Ah well. LeRue, will we head back to the ship?

*Lies back and lets the others carry him back on ship, they cannot leave without him as he is the navigator*

*lugs Liquid over his shoulder and sets off back to the ship*