A Conversation for The City of Warwickshire - A Role Playing Game

"The Green Dragon"

Post 81

Lash LeRue

No No No I seem to remember some giant Ice cube floating to far south was the cause of that.


"The Green Dragon"

Post 82

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Yup that was the "offical" reason.smiley - winkeye


"The Green Dragon"

Post 83

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

Well, thank the gods nothing happened to that ship, or I'd be worried... no, wait... I'm thinking of the worng boat, amn't I...?


"The Green Dragon"

Post 84

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Boat? Boat?

It's a ship.


"The Green Dragon"

Post 85

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

Oh... yeah... wrong one then... wasn't it made in Belfast? Harland and Wolffe?


"The Green Dragon"

Post 86

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

What? the Green Dragon? Thought that was made in Portsmouth?


"The Green Dragon"

Post 87

Lash LeRue

No, your thinking of "The Pink Banana", that was built in Portsmouth.


"The Green Dragon"

Post 88

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

The Green Dragon was built in a multi-dimensional shipyard. It exists everywhere at once. Very confusing.


"The Green Dragon"

Post 89

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Oh thank heavens that's been solved. Such a wonderful ship, captain. Which one of you brave gentleman designed it?


"The Green Dragon"

Post 90

Lash LeRue

I actually got the idea after one particularly impressive "Floater" in my bog.

So infact we are on a giant turd... isn't that comforting.


"The Green Dragon"

Post 91

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

Yes, comforting... yes, comforting indeed, comforting indeed... He was the principle designer... Oh gods, I'm standing in a turd-boat...


"The Green Dragon"

Post 92

Lash LeRue

I prefer Poo-ship myself.


"The Green Dragon"

Post 93

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Hmmm!!
I thouight the rudder seemed somewhat stiff and sluggish.


"The Green Dragon"

Post 94

Lash LeRue

Really? I think it stinks and is brown.

Anyhow, where the hell are we.

*Looks To he Starboard*

Ohhh right ... we are on a ship.


"The Green Dragon"

Post 95

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Land ahoy. Land ahoy, cap'n


"The Green Dragon"

Post 96

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

Yes, yes, thank you. You forgot the parrot.


"The Green Dragon"

Post 97

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

smiley - erm
Ok then

Land ahoy, parrot, land ahoy

smiley - erm
smiley - bigeyes


"The Green Dragon"

Post 98

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Damn b****y parrot's flown off. It's that flipping cabin boy, he's been feeding it the wrong crackers. I said it was a mistake to have hired him mumble mumble mumble wibble wibble wibble


"The Green Dragon"

Post 99

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

err... you're the cabin boy too, due to insufficient staffing. And I have the parrot here. *brandishes parrot*

[Parrot:"SQUAKK!!!"]


"The Green Dragon"

Post 100

Lash LeRue

Okay who votes too kill that bossy b*startd of a bird and use its flesh for sustinance.

*raises his hand*


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