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VR: Imaging
Afgncaap5 Started conversation Feb 13, 2005
*What we have here, ladies and gentlemen, looks like a cross between a genetics laboratory and a computer lab. This is, in fact, what we're looking at as the Imaging labs were designed to change the shapes, sizes, colors, and functions of everything present in the virtual world. Computers sit, awaiting input, while various Transformation Chambers, each large enough to hold an elephant or two, await whatever needs transmogrification.
A sign on the wall explains all of this, while a plaque next to the wall reads "The Quick Fix Lab: aesthetic changes/non-dangerous tamperings". A door opposite the entrance reads "Caution! Metaphysical Transmogrification Lab"
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 13, 2005
*Pokes his head in, reads the sign, exits.*
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Feb 13, 2005
*Looks at one of the computers.*
Now, how does this thing work...
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 13, 2005
[Yar] I suppose a better question would be /why/ ... [thinks] Hmm ... we weren't authorized to be in the security area. I wonder what if we were to become someone who /is/ authorized ...
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 13, 2005
That idea has potential!
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Afgncaap5 Posted Feb 14, 2005
*The computer seems to have a very simple database that allows the computer to understand simple instructions for changing the appearances of items. For instance, it could understand a person who said "Make my ears look like Dumbo's", so extensive is its vocabulary (as is the case with all CLI AI devices). Basically, just tell it what you want, and it should deliver*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 14, 2005
Computer, I want to look like Dr. Demento. Complete with coat and tophat.
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Feb 14, 2005
*Steps into the a transformation chamber, all kinds of wibbly sci-fi stuff happen and aN 8-foot-tall pile of muscle with an alarmingly small head steps out.*
Right, more beer.
*Heads back into the the web/hub thing.*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 14, 2005
[Yar] Hmm ... now if I didn't already have a nice stock of characters with me [pats the Poké Balls at his belt], I could use /this/ instead of having to have a bunch of other guys. Hmm ... nah, I won't try looking like Affy. He's too creative for me to imitate, and anyway it'd probably screw up trying to get someone who looks ageless, faceless, gender-neutral, and culturally ambiguous.
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Penny Whistle Posted Feb 14, 2005
*Penny enters and whistles*
Nice stuff, here. Hmmm....don't wanna go for a totally new character, but maybe a few small changes wouldn't be out of question.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 14, 2005
Penny whistles, huh?
[Yar] Hmm ... I know! Gimme a Jedi Red Mage outfit. And dark glasses. And keep my belt.
[He steps in, then steps out, now wearing a sort of bright red set of Jedi Robes with black pants, and a plumed, wide-brimmed hat. And still his belt with its various utilities.]
[Yar] Huzzah.
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Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) Posted Feb 15, 2005
Hmm... Well, I've always felt like I should be doing something useful... So, let's see.
[Lentilla steps up to the terminal and is busy for a moment. A variety of things appear on the podium, including: A soft felt hat, a horse, a chocolate cream pie, an orangutan, the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince, and finally Lentilla herself reappears.]
Nope, nothing really seems to click. Ah! I've got it. Might as well have some fun, right?
[After some frantic keying at the terminal, Lentilla's image disappears, and a figure rather like that of the Pink Panther appears on the podium. This version has a more... er... feminine cast to its features, and a suggestion of female attributes, but nothing overstated.]
Wait, gotta have somewhere for my gear... [A black utility belt appears around the waist of the Panther, complete with a holster for the Ray gun and several pockets for necessary items.] Prehensile tail? Check. Extendable claws? Check. Can I actually use my paws as hands? Definitely yes. [scratches head.] Cool! [flicks tail, looks at feet.] And only one thing missing... [black leather motorcycle boots appear on the feet of the Pink Pantherette.] Right! I'm styling now...
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Penny Whistle Posted Feb 15, 2005
Computer, make me look more adventurous.
*Hops into the transmogrification thingy, and zaps to a different form*
Um, no,....not Lara Croft....something more realistic.
*She flashes into Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica*
Well,...maybe something in between. But with longer hair. Oh, why not....longer purple hair.
*The machine does so*
Wonder Whistle!
*Heads back out to the main hub area*
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Feb 15, 2005
*has been watching the others, thinking*
*enters the chamber*
*a few moments later a drow exits, bearing all the abilities a female drow would have except for that annoying evil religion, plus the cloak of invisibility and the whip of snakes*
Think of me as a ranger, like the famous Drzzt Do'Urden.
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Witty Moniker Posted Feb 16, 2005
*Appearing to be alone, considers her options.*
*enters the chamber*
*exits the chamber looking pretty much the same, except 25 years younger*
If only it were IRL. *sigh*
*Thinks that the others are probably over in the games area and heads off in that direction.*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 7, 2005
[Robo-Ky arrives, and looks around whilst letting off steam.]
[Robo-Ky] I_WISH_TO_LOOK_LIKE_ROPPONMATSU_MK_I.
[After a moment, Robo-Ky now looks like a woman in a lab coat, with short purple hair and a black headband. There is something unmistakably robotic about her, though it's less flagrant than Robo-Ky was.]
[Ropponmatsu] Excellent ...
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Scandrea Posted Mar 8, 2005
*Wanders in and sniffs around.*
*Eventually he hits on the right combination of buttons that turns him into a wolf-man type creature- he retains his tail, head, and fur, but gains opposeable thumbs, the ability to speak and sort-of clothing. He stumbles out of the chamber and pulls himself to his feet.*
How do these people WALK?
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Mar 10, 2005
*Spots the door opposite.*
Aha!
*Checks to see if it's locked.*
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- 1: Afgncaap5 (Feb 13, 2005)
- 2: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 13, 2005)
- 3: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Feb 13, 2005)
- 4: Dizzy H. Muffin (Feb 13, 2005)
- 5: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 13, 2005)
- 6: Afgncaap5 (Feb 14, 2005)
- 7: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 14, 2005)
- 8: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Feb 14, 2005)
- 9: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Feb 14, 2005)
- 10: Dizzy H. Muffin (Feb 14, 2005)
- 11: Penny Whistle (Feb 14, 2005)
- 12: Dizzy H. Muffin (Feb 14, 2005)
- 13: Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) (Feb 15, 2005)
- 14: Dizzy H. Muffin (Feb 15, 2005)
- 15: Penny Whistle (Feb 15, 2005)
- 16: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Feb 15, 2005)
- 17: Witty Moniker (Feb 16, 2005)
- 18: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 7, 2005)
- 19: Scandrea (Mar 8, 2005)
- 20: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Mar 10, 2005)
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