h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Remember, if you try to steal anything, you get transformed into a bottle of ink!

Yes, I wrote a book that included fairywort. I gave it to Craxus when he became the newest leader of the Magicians Guild. I hoped that the books would guide him into the healing universe of old. And I see he has passed them on to you.

Wait a moment, Lord Wolf, I'm almost done!

*Lumien lifts the kettle and puts it on the stove.*

A bit early to use the word "passed on," but he's loaned them to me in any case. I must say, you do very thorough work! They've been a great help!

*Yawn* Oh dear. It's really getting late. I think that potion will be all right until morning, don't you? I need to get some sleep. Lord Wolf, will you walk me home?

It would be my honour Lady Lumien

*Wolf smiles and waits for her by the door*

Timmy, can you watch the pot? Don't let any Fie in here.

*Lumien smiles, and takes Wolf by the hand.*

Good night, Lord Polonius, and thank you!

*Wolf and Lumien walk out together.*

*waves through the window*

*returns wave, and continues on.*

*locks the door, turns off all but one light and retires to the apartment above the shop*

*Polonius wakes, bathes, dresses in his usual tweeds and walks downstairs to the shop*

*turns on lights, unlocks the door, puts new merchandise in the window for casual shoppers*

*feeds Timmy and puts fresh water in his dish*

*appears in door*

Excuse me, I was wondering if you know where I can get a home...

How do you mean? If you are a magician, you can stay at the Guild for free, or you can visit the Real Estate agent in the Town Market. Give me a moment and I'll find you the address.

*ruffles through a drawer and pulls out a card*

Here you go. There is a small, modest-looking business on the corner called "Aitthal's Real Estate". You can't miss it, there's a picture of a house in the window.

I'd prefer not to stay at the guild....

*looks at card*

Thank you.

Have a nice day, and if you ever need any spells or ingredients, you can come here during daylight hours!

*leaves*

*enters and looks around the shop*