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and, of course, the state of conditions the place is in already.

*teleports a sofa into the room for NYC*
there ya go, sugar.

why, thanks!

*clomp clomp clomp bang crash.. pop... sproing whack!*

ow, did you have to get one with springs? I'm going to have a hard time getting this new hood ornament out of my forehead...

um... oops?
*crosses to NYC*
here, let me help...
*gently pulls spring out of his forehead*
there ya go.
*gives him a healing kiss*
no permanent damage done...

I'm gonna have to get hurt more often...

*Rushes in at this inopportune moment.*

Oh, er ... sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt, but, um ... Well, I'll just be over hear working on this ...

*Starts working on the modifications to Affy's apparatus. Steals the odd sidelong glance at sea and NYC.*

*blushes profusely*
we weren't, i mean, i wasn't, i mean... er... i...
*gives up on trying to explain and smiles*

it's not what it looks like, ...whatever "it" is... never mind...

what he said

[Y2K] Incidentally, she is my [gets a look from everyone else] apprentice.

*is still trying to think of a way to explain, then gives up*

*Finishes the adjustments to Affy's apparatus. Brushes off hands.*

There. Now, once I have my clone, I can separate my evil and good sides once and for all!

*Exits, winking at sea *

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*

Hi all!

Just wanted to say, that if you have something to say, why not say it at:

http://www.h2g2.com/U147915

*drifting off, in her usual v.e.l.manner*

*throws hands in air*
ya know, NYC, we're never going to live this down...

funny how destroying things, bringing havoc and mass destruction to the land is all but overlooked, while this minor incident will live on forever...

[One of the clones considers making a comment, but then gets telepathically told off by the other two because they were thinking the same thing]

*catches the intention of the comment and gives all three clones dirty looks*

hey, that's pretty good! How do you do that? I can't do dirty looks like that...

i don't know... i think it's a female thing. i've just always been able to get my way using those dirty looks... people have run screaming from them before... it's kind of funny to watch.

[They think that they had just been thinking, and hadn't been expecting the Spanish Inquisition. Jarring chord. Cardinals Ximinez, Biggles, and Fang enter.]

[Ximinez] Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry ... Arrgh!

[Y2K kills him. The other two run off]