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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 21, 2004
*a knock on the door*
Boss? Um, I just wanted to ask... I'm rather confused, you see... 
what exactly is my job description? Am I a waitress? Barstaff? Receptionist? I tried doing all three for a while, but it got a bit confusing running from thread to thread... I'd like to know what I'm supposed to do exactly.
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Baconlefeets Posted Mar 21, 2004
Yes, come in. Hi Yael, well, I'm trying to keep reception sorted out as much as i can myself, so really, I'd like you to be the waitress/barstaff if thats ok...if not, then I'll happily advertise for a new barstaff or waitress. What do you think?
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 21, 2004
*shrugs* Well, right now it's okay as both the restaurant and the bar are quite empty... I guess we'll wait and see how it goes.
Thanks, boss.
*heads back to her room*
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 22, 2004
*quietly hides leather satchel in cupboard 
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Trin Tragula Posted Mar 30, 2004
*knock, knock*
Er, sorry, have you got a dustpan and brush in here?
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Baconlefeets Posted Mar 30, 2004
noo... I have a hoover though, but you're probably best using that at night....
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Trin Tragula Posted Mar 30, 2004
No, a hoover will be fine. Just made a bit of a mess on the stairs.
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Baconlefeets Posted Mar 30, 2004
oh dear...i have some nappies tooYou'll need more than a hoover though...
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Trin Tragula Posted Mar 30, 2004
Oh, it's not that kind of mess 
Tell the truth, it's the ashes of the late Dame Edith Fitzsgrommit-Cairngorm, whose last wish was to have her earthly remains scattered in the grounds of this very hotel. I was just walking up the main staircase when I tripped over a cat and the urn went flying. She's everywhere!
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Baconlefeets Posted Mar 30, 2004
Oh dear!
I knew we should have layed the carpet under the cat rather than over it People are always tripping in that spot...
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Trin Tragula Posted Mar 30, 2004
Tut. Cowboy builder was it? They're always trying to sell you cat underlay. Mind, it is cheap.
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Apr 1, 2004
*Rubs ashes on vest*
Now there's a first.
Wow! look at all the high quality cleaning chemicals in here!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 1, 2004
*pops in and retrieves satchel 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 1, 2004
*nervous twitch
'in the satchel?' *twitchtwitch
*nervous glance 'promise you won't tell no one?'
*nervous glance
'Not much, just some stolen gold, some drugs, and a pile of laundered money, and my gun, of course' 
s off to the bar
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- 1: Baconlefeets (Mar 21, 2004)
- 2: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Mar 21, 2004)
- 3: Baconlefeets (Mar 21, 2004)
- 4: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Mar 21, 2004)
- 5: Baconlefeets (Mar 21, 2004)
- 6: Baconlefeets (Mar 22, 2004)
- 7: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 22, 2004)
- 8: Baconlefeets (Mar 22, 2004)
- 9: Trin Tragula (Mar 30, 2004)
- 10: Baconlefeets (Mar 30, 2004)
- 11: Trin Tragula (Mar 30, 2004)
- 12: Baconlefeets (Mar 30, 2004)
- 13: Trin Tragula (Mar 30, 2004)
- 14: Baconlefeets (Mar 30, 2004)
- 15: Trin Tragula (Mar 30, 2004)
- 16: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Apr 1, 2004)
- 17: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 1, 2004)
- 18: Baconlefeets (Apr 1, 2004)
- 19: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 1, 2004)
- 20: Baconlefeets (Apr 1, 2004)
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