A Conversation for The Hitchhikers Hotel

The Cupboard under the stairs

Post 21

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Yeh, why not smiley - biggrin I'm laying low in this hotel till the deal with the bank and the tower of London has passed over a bit and I can jet off to Mexico to begin a new life smiley - laugh


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Post 22

Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

I think he's in the bar. Do you mind if I rub my vest on some of these chemicals?


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Post 23

hellboundforjoy

Does each guest get their own cupboard under the stairs or do we share yours?


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Post 24

Baconlefeets

I don't know why i have a cupboard under the stairssmiley - ermI should have had the presidential suite really, but i guess i just didn't want stuff going to my head.

You want to share it by staying here with me or by storing your hooveR?


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Post 25

hellboundforjoy

I went to Reception and asked for a room. I think I may have spoken to you there. Sorry I was lost when I dropped by here. I think I'll have enough room to store my hoover in my room once I get settled.

I know I said this in Reception but I meant to say it here:

"I thought I saw a secret-type panel in the back of it which might have lead some where. Perhaps you have more than you think there."


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Post 26

Baconlefeets

smiley - wowsmiley - bigeyes

smiley - ermWhat if a smiley - monsterlives in there?


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Post 27

Trin Tragula

Evening boss, couldn't help noticing your light was on and...
Woah! What's that?


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Post 28

Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

smiley - biggrin It's me!
It's great in here. Chemicals and everything!


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Post 29

Baconlefeets

smiley - yikesHow long have you been hiding in there?!!!


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Post 30

Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

smiley - biggrinSince I lost my original place in 2000. It's phat!
Your bleach is a bit understrength though. The clouds of chlorine I get off it when I mix it with vinegar aren't as big as I'd hoped.


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Post 31

Trin Tragula

*Door swings open*

Hilary!

*grrrr?*

You see them little furry gentlemen wot is in here running amok with the remote control and suchlike, having consumed M'Lady Footbacon's televiszy-on and so forth?

*grrr*

Do you know wot these are?

*grrr*

Well, these are ferrets, me ladlass. Hand it has long been suspected by the finest scinetific minds that ferrets are, in fact, no more than the larval stages of ... wait for it, wait for it ... walruses!

*grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!*

*Chaotic polar bear and ferret melee ensues*

Attaboygirl! Go get 'em!


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Post 32

Baconlefeets

smiley - ermMy cupboards in a right disaray now!!!smiley - cross

smiley - wow

So much more space...


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Post 33

Vestboy

*Sorely wounded in the underpant region scrambling for cover*
I keep them here for safety. They just run about doing nobody any harm here in my underpants. HILary! Watch what you're doing with those 7" claws. You could take someone's eye out.
Oooohooo! You've got a cold nose! You must be very healthy!


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Post 34

Trin Tragula

Er, not sure that's a nose actually. I think Hilary is offering you another little 'present' *squints* Well, at least it's not moving. Safe to say that herring has not moved for some time. I thought I'd cleared them all out of the tent, but maybe Hilary hid some.


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Post 35

Baconlefeets

Could this be the start of a new game? smiley - fish seek...


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Post 36

Vestboy

*Ferrets rearrange themselves in Vestboy's underpants, mainly in the side furthest from Hilary. Vestboy rubs smiley - hsif on vest.*
S/he's very generous with his/her herrings isn't s/he?
OK the Footie. You hide the smiley - fish and we'll see if we can find it.


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Post 37

Trin Tragula

smiley - smiley Oo, great, a free and fun competition involving plenty of running around and jollity in which no one will have any sort of unfair advantage!

*Hilary examines his or her claws studiously, gives a big sniff - thereby detecting the presence of a bag of sherbet lemons in someone's handbag fifty miles away to the north-northeast - and looks just a little smug, insofar as that's possible for a polar bear*


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Post 38

Vestboy

*invents polar bear nose blindfold using remnants of worn out super vest (emanating an odour of creosote, paraffin, fish oil, spirit based marker, hair net and air freshener)*
Here Trin, we don't want anyone to have any unfair advantages do we? smiley - bigeyes


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Post 39

Trin Tragula

No, I agree, absolutely.

*grrrrrr*

Er...

*grrrrrr*

Would you like to put it on him or her? I don't really understand how it works you see...


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Post 40

Vestboy

*throws polar bear nose blindfold over shoulder*
I think it was defective.
Ok, Footie hide the fish and we'll begin when we've positioned Hilary about 51 miles away.


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