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~Starters
Soup de Mayonaise
and
Salad de Bark

~Main course
Le Chicken
and
Globefish a Kamikazu

~Dessert
Springrolles filled with Crushed Chips
and
Ice Cream from Sour Jelly Beans

Freddy's menu

Soups

Leek, potato and Stilton soup
Butternut squash and bacon soup

Starters

Prawn cocktail
Seared scallops with ginger and anisette

Fish

Herb-crusted cod, served with spinach and crushed new potatoes
Oven-baked salmon with ginger, garlic, spring onion and soy sauce; served with baby new potatoes and green salad

Meat

Thai-spiced chicken breast, with caesar salad and chunky fries
Steak au poivre, served with green salad and steak chips
Spicy meatballs and spaghetti

Vegetarian option

Here's some day-old vegetables I can't be bothered to do anything with

Desserts

Bounty ice cream
Banana and caramel ice cream
Black cherry and liqueur ice cream

Cheese platter

Coffee

Hmm, I think I'll have the Leek, potato and Stilton soup, prawn cocktail, and the steak thanks

*scurries over with a notepad*

Yes sir, table for one then?

Shoo shoo! back over at the restaurant!

Oh good, a menu creator. *taps in tonight's restauarnt menu and hits 'send'... the menu is instantly displayed on the menu screens positioned on each table in the restaurant*

~DINNER MENU~

~Starters~

Soup of the day (Vogon Vegetable)
OR
Pawn Cocktail (made with fresh pieces de chess)

~Main Course~

Arcturan megadonkey steak accompanied by pommes frites and green salad
OR
Sparkling Santragenus Pasta in a jewelled sauce

~Dessert~

Aldebarren liqueur gateaux
OR
Sirius ice cream (with crunchy bits)

~Aprés Repas~

Caffeinated roast beans soaked in water with added cow's juice
AND
A fine selection of Aldebarren liqueurs

Excuse ME!

Who's ?

The current menu is:

Soups

Leek, potato and Stilton soup
Butternut squash and bacon soup

Starters

Prawn cocktail
Seared scallops with ginger and anisette

Fish

Herb-crusted cod, served with spinach and crushed new potatoes
Oven-baked salmon with ginger, garlic, spring onion and soy sauce; served with baby new potatoes and green salad

Meat

Thai-spiced chicken breast, with caesar salad and chunky fries
Steak au poivre, served with green salad and steak chips
Spicy meatballs and spaghetti

Vegetarian option

Chargrilled asparagus, peppers, courgettes and red onion with balsamic dressing
Caramelised onion tart served with goat's cheese and sun-dried tomatoes

Salads

Caesar salad
Three tomato salad with goats cheese and mint
Green salad

Desserts

Bounty ice cream
Banana and caramel ice cream
Black cherry and liqueur ice cream
Tiramisu ice cream

Cheese platter

Coffee

RF

The menu sounds great, Freddy; but, if I order the Thai dish, does that mean I cannot get the 'Caffeinated roast beans soaked in water with added cow's juice' for a followup?

Uh-oh! I think I got a spot of ice cream on my Thai.

Can I meet the meat before I decided???

I'd like to order the following please:

erm the Leek, potato and Stilton soup


Prawn cocktail

Oven-baked salmon with ginger, garlic, spring onion and soy sauce; served with baby new potatoes and green salad


Steak au poivre, served with green salad and steak chips


Caesar salad


Black cherry and liqueur ice cream

Cheese platter

Coffee

I want to order:Oven-baked salmon with ginger, garlic, spring onion and soy sauce; served with baby new potatoes and green salad and . Thank you!!!

If you'll excuse me ma'am, you need to go to the restaurant to order food... this is just the menu.

O sorry!!!